Best Fallout 3 jokes!

#1FishyStickPosted 8/16/2009 8:45:30 AM
I'll start with some Chuck Norr... I mean Vault-Boy jokes!

-Vault-Boy can set ants on fire with a magnifying glass. At night.

-Everything King Midas touches turnes to gold. Everything Vault-Boy touches turns up dead.

-Vault-Boy can get blackjack with just one card.

-There is no Control button on Vault-Boy's computer. Vault-Boy is always in control.

-Vault-Boy let the dogs out.

-Vault-Boy's body tempature is 98.6 degrees... Celsius.

Your turn! GO!
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#2Auron66Posted 8/16/2009 8:46:04 AM
The Joke
...what?
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Two great European narcotics, alcohol and Christianity. - Friedrich Nietzsche
#3Renegade109Posted 8/16/2009 8:46:58 AM
/inb4lamearsewadsworthjokes
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#4awsxcfPosted 8/16/2009 8:48:54 AM
two cannibles are eating a clown and one turns to the other asks does this taste funny to you?
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"I'm a firm believer of what doesn't kill you simply makes you......... Stranger"
#5FishyStick(Topic Creator)Posted 8/16/2009 8:49:42 AM
I don't see you contributing, Auron!
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#6Auron66Posted 8/16/2009 8:52:12 AM
Two Deathclaws
Deathclaw 1: Hey, look, a Wastelander!
Deathclaw 2: Let's kill him!!
Deathclaw 1: I don't know...
Deathclaw 2: What's wrong?
Deathclaw 1: Something looks.... fishy...

*mini nuke explodes*
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Two great European narcotics, alcohol and Christianity. - Friedrich Nietzsche
#7LWS666Posted 8/16/2009 8:52:56 AM
how long does it take Mayor MacCreedy to screw in a lightbulb?
doesn't matter. if you're counting on MacCreedy to help it's already screwed
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Vault Boy can lead a horse to water AND make it drink. Vault Boy has counted to infinity -twice. Vault Boy CAN believe it's not butter.
-Fishystick
#8S0V1ETSTR1KEPosted 8/16/2009 8:57:22 AM
Hi i'm a Bethesda games tester !!!
#9OptimaGuerrillaPosted 8/16/2009 8:58:16 AM
I was going to the clairvoyance meeting, but it was canceled due to unforeseen events.
Did you know that the best contraceptive for old people is nudity?
It is common knowledge that irradiated cats have 18 half-lives.
Two cannibals are eating a clown, one turns to the other and says "does this taste funny to you?" Photons have mass? I didn't even know they were Catholic.
I once visited a crematorium that gave discounts to burn victims. Two atoms are sitting in a bar. One says to the other, "I think I've lost an electron." The other asks "Are you sure?" To which the first replies, "I'm positive." A neutron walks into a bar. "How much for a drink?" To which the bartender responds, "For you, no charge." War does not determine who is right - only who is left.
#10Renegade109Posted 8/16/2009 9:33:21 AM
Hi i'm a Bethesda games tester !!!

Lol'd

You win, Sir.
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