Mario Kart needs some jokes. No, not like Baby Daisy, but classic ha-ha jokes. Like...
Which vehicle can jump the highest? The Magikruiser, because it has the best OFFROAD!
I call Bowser on the Wario bike "the Machete", because it's a green chopper!
Why does Mario hate Jaws? Because he's the best with his Torpedo on Peach's Gardens! (Alternate answer: You work it out)
Blue She... ARGGGH!!!
Post your own below. Some of them might actually be good =)
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