Ugh. I wish that the Wii didn't even have GameCube controller ports. People pick up all these Wii games and ask "can I use the GameCube controller?" constantly. Why'd you buy a Wii in the first place, then? The only Wii game lame enough to completely ignore the innovative controls that Wii has to offer is Brawl. The rest of the games don't suck nearly as much, and actually take advantage of what the Wii was built for, so if you don't want to play with motion controls, don't buy the game for Wii.
You learn something new every day. Usually, how dumb yet another person is.