I made a rare excursion to EB Games the other day, and saw something for sale called the "Gears of War Triple Pack". I had no interest in purchasing it, but the low price for a trilogy bundle merited further investigation.
This "Triple Pack" contained: Gears of War Gears of War 2 Gears of War 2 Pack (containing random DLC-style crap)
Somebody needs to be shot. Not fatally, but just through the vas deferens.