I will not direct this personally.

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5 years ago#1
Shepard, every time I come to say hi, you hurt me.
I know I'm a hyperpowerful extra-spatial being, but I just want to be with you.
When I say "I know you feel this, Shepard" it's because I'm hoping somewhere in the pod-encrusted ship-like spaces of my innards that you feel even a twinge of sadness in your heart for how you've treated me.

Shepard, I want to be with you forever.

Love,
Harbinger


...ASSUMING DIRECT CONTROL
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[the empty throne.]
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5 years ago#2
Awww, don't you just wanna hug the poor guy?
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5 years ago#3
You assumed direct control of my heart.
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5 years ago#4
Poor Harbinger just wants to preserve Shepard's body, if possible.

He's just a jilted lover. ;_____;
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[the empty throne.]
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5 years ago#5
You assumed direct control of my heart.

Damnit, why didn't I think of this pun? :3
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[the empty throne.]
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5 years ago#6
I LOVE YOU SHEPARD---

I mean, um, I will direct this personally.

My bad.


<3
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[the empty throne.]
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5 years ago#7
You have caught the attention of those infinitely loving you
5 years ago#8
THIS HURTS...

Me...
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"The most exciting phrase to hear in science, the one that heralds new discoveries, is not 'Eureka!' but 'That's funny ...'"
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5 years ago#9
No, stay away. I'm in love with another Reaper. At least the other Reaper doesn't whine continuously like a broken recorder.
5 years ago#10
This hurts you
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