Shepard, every time I come to say hi, you hurt me. I know I'm a hyperpowerful extra-spatial being, but I just want to be with you. When I say "I know you feel this, Shepard" it's because I'm hoping somewhere in the pod-encrusted ship-like spaces of my innards that you feel even a twinge of sadness in your heart for how you've treated me.
Shepard, I want to be with you forever.
...ASSUMING DIRECT CONTROL --- [the empty throne.] www.myspace.com/achaekek