I will not direct this personally.

#1IrenarchPosted 2/22/2010 4:03:52 PM
Shepard, every time I come to say hi, you hurt me.
I know I'm a hyperpowerful extra-spatial being, but I just want to be with you.
When I say "I know you feel this, Shepard" it's because I'm hoping somewhere in the pod-encrusted ship-like spaces of my innards that you feel even a twinge of sadness in your heart for how you've treated me.

Shepard, I want to be with you forever.

Love,
Harbinger


...ASSUMING DIRECT CONTROL
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#2Deadly_GuyPosted 2/22/2010 4:05:36 PM
Awww, don't you just wanna hug the poor guy?
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#3Thanatos2kPosted 2/22/2010 4:07:12 PM
You assumed direct control of my heart.
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#4Irenarch(Topic Creator)Posted 2/22/2010 4:08:06 PM
Poor Harbinger just wants to preserve Shepard's body, if possible.

He's just a jilted lover. ;_____;
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#5Irenarch(Topic Creator)Posted 2/22/2010 4:09:02 PM
You assumed direct control of my heart.

Damnit, why didn't I think of this pun? :3
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#6Irenarch(Topic Creator)Posted 2/22/2010 4:24:38 PM
I LOVE YOU SHEPARD---

I mean, um, I will direct this personally.

My bad.


<3
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#7CheeseItBagginsPosted 2/22/2010 4:26:43 PM
You have caught the attention of those infinitely loving you
#8ElcheatoPosted 2/22/2010 4:32:40 PM
THIS HURTS...

Me...
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#9KroguysPosted 2/22/2010 4:44:37 PM
No, stay away. I'm in love with another Reaper. At least the other Reaper doesn't whine continuously like a broken recorder.
#10AndymionPosted 2/22/2010 4:47:12 PM
This hurts you