500 Call of Duty Jokes

#1SuperNuker617Posted 11/24/2009 8:41:03 PM
So al asad goes to a bar and the bartender says, Im sure theres a PRICE on your head
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My nukes as of 11/16/09: 5
#2palehorse67Posted 11/24/2009 8:41:36 PM
Kill yourself.
#3IpwntheePosted 11/24/2009 8:42:03 PM
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#4Blitzkrieg94Posted 11/24/2009 8:42:15 PM
Meat is down
#5sick_gamer120Posted 11/24/2009 8:42:30 PM
palehorse wins

i lol'd so hard
#6USNavyHooyahPosted 11/24/2009 8:42:59 PM
Kill yourself.

This was hilarious. The joke, meh. But this? Priceless.
This sentence is a lie.
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#7ryoma24Posted 11/24/2009 8:43:57 PM
#8Lemoncake_makerPosted 11/24/2009 8:45:27 PM
I'm not sure why, but Blitzkrieg had me laughing with that one.
#9SuperNuker617(Topic Creator)Posted 11/24/2009 8:45:36 PM
that's not a joke,

So some guys are on an ac 130, they shoot the howtizer, grenade launcher, and minigun.

They arrive and see a boy crying, they wonder why he is crying, and he says "I was going to church and I watched my whole family get pwned by a minigun."

They see a girl crying and ask why, she says "I was riding my bike and a grenade launcher shot blew up my baby brother."

They see a boy laughing, and they ask why, and he says, I farted and my school blew up.
GT: TorturdBabyCow
My nukes as of 11/16/09: 5
#10mess98Posted 11/24/2009 8:46:07 PM
Go Leafs Go