Bored. Read my boring limerick and submit your own.

#1DottledPosted 4/9/2012 6:03:54 AM
Sitting in work, not got enough data on the mobile dongle to play so I can only fantasise about LoL at the moment. Here is my crappy limerick, submit your limerick/poem/whatever if you want but it MUST RHYME because all true literary critics know that poetry isn't poetry if it doesn't rhyme.

There was a young fox called Ahri
Her job was to AP carry
She travelled to middle
And got ganked by Fiddle
But pressed R so she's happy as Larry.

Disclaimer: In my accent Ahri, carry, and Larry all rhyme.
Use soap.
#2NormalCatPosted 4/9/2012 6:07:20 AM
There was once a blind man called Lee Sin
Who couldn't see what lane he was in
But he ran through the jungle
Went top to gank rumble
Then carried his team to a win!
#3DeadpooL7Posted 4/9/2012 6:08:17 AM
Who is Larry? Want to hear more.
#4Dottled(Topic Creator)Posted 4/9/2012 6:09:39 AM(edited)
I like it!

Edit: Happy as Larry is just a saying people (almost never) use in the UK. Perhaps it's unheard of in the US
Use soap.
#5NormalCatPosted 4/9/2012 6:11:04 AM

From: DeadpooL7 | #003
Who is Larry? Want to hear more.

So I hear you ask "who is Larry?"
I'll tell you - he's a ranged AD carry!
He's got three boring skills
A strong ult for free kills
And his passive allows him to parry!
#6Dottled(Topic Creator)Posted 4/9/2012 6:18:58 AM
There was a mad chemist called Singed
The enemy seen him and cringed
He ran up and down
Spraying purple stuff round
While laughing; he's truly unhinged
Use soap.
#7AntistasisPosted 4/9/2012 6:59:39 AM(edited)
There once was a doctor named Mundo.
He rhymed as he pleased.
#8reptilesrulePosted 4/9/2012 7:09:16 AM
There once was a creature named Kog'Maw
He was an AD carry without flaw
He farmed creeps for a while
While playing the theme of Guile
And ate the entire enemy team raw!
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#9wawawarioPosted 4/9/2012 7:19:49 AM
wanna know why my roger is so jolly?
#10Arken101Posted 4/9/2012 7:22:05 AM
Locking in Naut
They ask if I'm bot
But I run straight for the middle
Charging at Fiddle
"First blood" is that all you got
CheeseItBaggins- "I found a great build for Twitch as AD Carry. I just lock in Tristana and do better."