Teemo would leave bibles on the ground instead of mushrooms.
Teemo would stiff arm when he speeds up.
Teemo would throw football for his AA and Q... but they would never be spirals.
He just wins...
Unless he goes 8-8 then i guess all he does it lose too (bonus points for those who know that reference). --- "Imma just pick up my pants... and go on my way" http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_Kig9P4Dc-k