The Cool Story Bro Thread

#1Sir Spiffy CapePosted 11/22/2012 7:31:44 PM
Today I went in ranked.

First game, enemy team was Galio top, Cho'Gath mid, Amumu jungle, Zyra support and a tag-along Corki.

We lost hard.

Then next game, enemy team was Tristana, Vayne, Kassadin, Kha'Zix and Rengar.

They dodged.

At that moment, a single thought ran through my mind.

"God damnit, every time I get a terribad team on the other side they dodge!"

Then I realized how stupid that was and played a blind pick game instead.
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#2Dragonfable101Posted 11/22/2012 8:02:06 PM
Since no one else can be bothered.

The was the coolest f***ing story I've heard in my life! Can you tell it again? DO YOU HAVE TIME?!
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Remember that failure only occurs the moment you've decided you will no longer strive for success.
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#3GujinKamiPosted 11/22/2012 8:07:02 PM(edited)
Play a game as jungle Nocturne, and bot lane fed #bigsurprise

Luckily, our Vayne and Xin Zhao got fed, and their team stopped what they were doing and focused me when I dove in instead of peeling and protecting their only fed hero.

Also, it was the first game ever where I built a Thornmail.
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