I think my team has an unhealthy obsession with killing Teemos...

#1gkh5Posted 11/25/2012 1:34:11 PM
So I hate Teemo. He's the definition of anti-fun of anyone playing against him. Even when you're beating him, he's still an annoying little ****.

Well my team has taken to camping the hell out of any Teemo we play against. Especially if Lolking reveals they main the little rat. We intend to give them such a miserable experience that they think twice about ruining others fun with such a stupid champ. "Teemos have no souls" is a common line in all-chat after a coked-up hamster has been slain. So is "this is karma."

Last night was a great night in our Teemo hunting careers. We found a diehard Teemo main. The guy played almost exclusively Teemo in S2 ranked and all matches on Lolking were as Teemo. I had picked Darius because I was in a bad mood and wanted to dunk ****. My buddy was jungle Nunu and he grabs both buffs and quick lvl 3 and we easily first blood the yordle. My buddy grabs golems and then gets right back into the river brush. Teemo comes back with no ward and proceeds to die again. My buddy hits 6 soon after and comes to sit in the lane brush closest to Teemo and waits. As soon as he hits 6 and goes to shroom that brush...Nunu ult, hook, dunk, DEAD TEEMO!!!! Our other lanes held their own and I started roaming, dunking everyone only with the occasional pause to go back top and kill Teemo, who I dunked thrice more before the game ended. It was glorious. The End.

tl;dr **** you Teemo. Yes I might have issues.
#2pastaman2232Posted 11/25/2012 1:39:24 PM
te amo teemo
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#3Ultimate_ChaosPosted 11/25/2012 1:41:55 PM
Everyone hates Teemo. Even the Teemo players.
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#4TheNeoArcadianPosted 11/25/2012 1:42:09 PM
You're not the only one, TC.

Not the only one.

Though, I do enjoy making people mad with ap teemo in ARAM occassionally.

but yeah, **** teemo, that annoying little yordle piece of crap.
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#5pastaman2232Posted 11/25/2012 1:43:28 PM
Ultimate_Chaos posted...
Everyone hates Teemo. Even the Teemo players.


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#6ahovbiwPosted 11/25/2012 1:43:47 PM
Wow. All these Teemo haters. Why? He isn't annoying at all. Teemo is one of my top ten champs.
#7nyhustler208Posted 11/25/2012 1:44:18 PM
Ultimate_Chaos posted...
Everyone hates Teemo. Even the Teemo players.


this, and you played a bad teemo bro
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#8TAMIUS_REBORNPosted 11/25/2012 1:52:01 PM
Your team doesn't have an unhealthy obsession. In fact, you're an inspiration to us all.
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#9ShyvanaPosted 11/25/2012 1:54:38 PM
I don't even hate Teemo.
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#10LANKAI09Posted 11/25/2012 1:54:55 PM
I make it my mission to make the teemos life in my lane hell. Absolutely hate that rat ass ***** ass lookin jerk