Can someone duo with me? Elo Hell topic

#1Edgemaster70000Posted 11/26/2012 8:03:56 PM
I've played 5 games today. Of those games:

Starting at 945 elo:

Game 1: I get an Ashe that instalocked (4th pick) after jungle, mid, and adc have all already been called and chosen. Says nothing and we have no idea where she's going. She Duo bots with me (kog) and we get utterly destroyed because we have no heals and she fails a turret dive three times. Lost that game because of her eventually going -6 or something and not even having a presence in teamfights, so the rest of us died too. She said "ssshhhh" at some point just to tell us she was actually reading what we said and simply didn't care.

Game 2: We get a Fiora that plays for half the game, then walks deep into enemy territory and afks to feed them kills 6+ times. Lost that game because the entire enemy team got fed off her.

Game 3: Finally won a game. Gained only 15 elo.

Game 4: Two teammates fed horribly. Lost that game.

Game 5: Alistar was my support, he died 3 times by the 5 minute mark, blamed me for not helping despite me dumping everything I had to try to help him escape. Continued to die throughout the game. Lost that one.

I am now below 900 elo again after climbing to 940+ for the fifth ****ing time this week, and it's only monday. I need some serious help, can anyone volunteer to at least help me get to 1000-1100?
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#2Purely_LuckPosted 11/26/2012 8:07:51 PM
I was stuck in this hole at the end of last season aswell my friend. I must say. PLAY JUNGLE OR MID. DO NOT PALY SUPPPORT ADC OR TOP. PLAY JUNGLE OR MID. When i say "Play mid" I mean play a roaming mid and carry your teams lanes to victory. Play junglers like Lee sin that do abusurd damage, and go tanky lategame. Essentially, paly jungle or mid as they impact the whole map. Do not paly counter junglers like Shyv or Mundo, as they don't impact your team as much. Play Mummy, Kennen, Maokai, and Lee Sin. Those Chars carried me out of ELO hell. Good luck!
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#3DrewdadruidPosted 11/26/2012 8:08:22 PM
Stop after 2 losses or you'll go on tilt
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#4Edgemaster70000(Topic Creator)Posted 11/26/2012 8:21:25 PM(edited)
I've tried to do it with all of these champs so far:

Kassadin mid (not good enough with him yet)
Cho mid and Cho top (win lane, lose game or lose lane to constant jungle pressure)
Renekton top (same as top cho)
Alistar and Soraka support (win/lose lane 50%, lose game 66%)
ADC Kog (Win lane most of the time, lose game to a fed mid/top. or get utterly destroyed in lane)
Morde top (win lane, lose game)

I just can't do it, man. I want to try skarner jungle, but the two times I did that, my team lost badly twice and I got blamed. I didn't go negative, but I have no idea if it was really my fault or not.
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#5POkemon_PoWeRPosted 11/26/2012 8:13:42 PM
im still in my placement matches but ill queue with you if you want.
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#6Shiny_PidgeyPosted 11/26/2012 8:26:53 PM
Skarner is one of the best champions to carry games. He has incredibly powerful ganks, powerful invasion potential, and great late game team fight. He can be built for either tankiness or damage, or a mixture of both. He tends to not do as well at higher ELOs when people know what Quicksilver Sash is, but he can still do incredibly well.
#7JennaTahliaPosted 11/26/2012 8:27:01 PM
Add me, AnbuPanda. I'm good
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#8Edgemaster70000(Topic Creator)Posted 11/26/2012 8:37:28 PM
I'll add you panda, but I'm going to go try to play my xbox (which has been shutting off randomly every 20 minutes or less) right now. I'll hit you up later on LoL.
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