I'm 1/4/16 around 35 minutes when our Maokai says "Learn to support. Then play Sona." He's around 7/6 whatever, not doing horribly but not feeding. Bout 5 minutes later, we just dominated a team fight (started off by a Sona ult) which gave us the nexus (plus inhib and nexus turrets). Enemy team comes across "GG sona won you the game." My response "Ooops. Did I do that?"
Maokai may have been pissed because I told him to learn to speak and then try again.
Moral of the story: Don't rage at your supports, because we f***ing win games.
Or do, we need stories. --- Violence is never the answer. Because the answer is always Vlad.