Why won't Riot confirm that Ezreal is gay or at least transgender?

#21Ultoman2Posted 1/3/2013 12:40:36 PM
Maurith posted...
League of Legends males:
-Monsters
-Ugly
-Plain / stoic / brick-face / unremarkable features apart from their clothing / weapons / play style

Exceptions? Ezreal and Taric. Taric is intentionally made to make you question it, sure. Ezreal? Just because he doesn't conform to the typical, boring ass wooden-plank-featured, stoic aged 25+ tough guy cliché, he's clearly gay/transgendered. Generic-looking, soldierly snore-fests can be gay too!


But Volibear isn't a monster.

HE IS ALL THAT IS BEAR, THE MANIFESTATION OF YOUR RACES DOOM. HE TRANSCENDS THE BARRIERS OF BEAR AND MAN, OVERCOMING THE ODDS OF ADVERSITY AND PERSEVERING.

I Should go.
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#22tpoyoyPosted 1/3/2013 12:48:09 PM
kingrafa12345 posted...
What would be the point?
#23dotsdfePosted 1/3/2013 12:57:11 PM
I thought Taric x Ezreal was accepted as canon. =|
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#24DiortePosted 1/3/2013 1:19:24 PM
Because in order to be gay, you have to be real first.
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#25Sc24life(Topic Creator)Posted 1/3/2013 1:31:39 PM
SirDanieI posted...
Scuse me; you need to make it less obvious.

I wil teach you with an example: "Why won't Riot confirm that Ezreal is gay or at least transgender? I mean everybody in Lol already thinks he is"

You will get the standard initial responses; "0/10", "tryharder", but then somebody will take it seriously and then that when you get out the popcorn and w8 for 500


Such a wise man
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#26GForceDragonPosted 1/3/2013 1:35:57 PM
dotsdfe posted...
I thought Taric x Ezreal was accepted as canon. =|


That would be so hot.

I'm diamonds just thinking about it.
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