League of Legends is filled with dangerous maniacal a-holes Part 1

#1T_Lil_Usher_305Posted 1/9/2013 10:24:13 PM
So today after reading Thresh's lore, it occurs to me that this world League of Legends is set in is filled with dangerous maniacal a-holes who only want to either cause mass destruction or kill people. Let's compile a list of all dangerous figures in the League and examine why they deserve to be executed.

Ahri. She seduces people and eat their souls because she is greedy. That is a major crime against humanity, and instantly puts her in the "want to kill people" category.

Annie. This child got problems, serious problems. She thinks burning people is a joke or some child's play. Considering how evil of a being Annie is right now, she'll morph into a living weapon of mass destruction in no time as she grows up. Instead of keeping her in League, she should be summarily executed for the safety of mankind.

Brand. Look at his lore: "exists for no other reason than to lay waste the world of men and yordles". One of the most obvious "causing mass destruction for no reason" entity. People of Valoran need to take this sucker out and make sure he does not come back.

Cassiopeia. She murdered a group of servants when she transformed. That incident alone indicates the dangers she poses towards humanity. Along with her distorted personality to begin with, (by the way, the whole Du Couteau family is distorted beyond belief) Cassiopeia earns her place in the "kill people for fun" AND the "next dangerous living beings to exterminate" categories.

Cho'Gath. This thing eats people for food. That is enough reason to exterminate this creature.

Darius. He seeks to extend the power of his nation through violent means. In another word, he's like Hitler. Darius easily falls into both "kill people" and "causing mass destruction" categories, and needs to be executed like Hitler would've been had Hitler not committed suicide.

Dr. Mundo. "He had an unquenchable desire to inflict pain through experimentation." He is a psychopathic serial killer. He needs to be executed.

Draven. It is okay to want to be a celebrity, but not okay when one does so by killing people. If he's not in the League, he would be killing innocent civilians across Valoran. He should be executed for the safety of humanity.

Elise. She commits fraud, human abduction, voluntary manslaughter, and ritual murder. She is a harmful being to the world, and needs to be executed.

Evelyn. She is the most skilled assassin in Valoran. Assassinations are unlawful murder of people. Evelyn is thus a criminal. Based on her notoriety, her victims are countless, and that should guarantee Evelyn to a death sentence.

Fiddlesticks. He is a murderous monster good for nothing but killing. His absolute destruction needs to be make a priority of the League of Legends.

Gangplank. He murdered his dad and lead pirates. He is like the pirates in Somalia. The nations around Valoran should compose a united naval force to wipe out Gangplank and rest of Bilgewater.

Gragas. He is a drunkard looking for fights. He needs to be arrested, imprisoned, and receive progressively harsher punishments (eventually leading to death sentence) if he does not correct his behaviors.

Graves, the outlaw. The outlaw needs to be executed.

Hecarim. Things from the other world that strike fear into people is not safe for human, so he needs to be destroyed.

Karthus. "Karthus is a terrible creature who was once a mortal so obsessed with death that he eagerly embraced the gift of undeath." His deathly presence post dangers to humanity, so he needs to be obliterated using the powerful magic garnered in League of Legends.

Katarina. "Driven by an intense killer instinct". She is a killer, a murder, and she needs to be executed.

Kha'zix. "A vicious Void predator, Kha'Zix infiltrated Valoran to devour the land's most promising creatures." He needs to be executed as a result.
#2SirDanieIPosted 1/9/2013 10:25:35 PM
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#3DeadpooL7Posted 1/9/2013 10:25:51 PM
Who would have thought a game league of people that fight has violent members?
#4VoidgolemPosted 1/9/2013 10:27:10 PM
well, yes, the Institute of War is run by control megalomaniacs. Much of the lore for the original crew of champions boils down to either "Life ruined by Singed" or "Was kidnapped from another world by summoning magic".

And: World-ending effigy of doom? no problem, lock the door and let it out to kill people to decide today's funny hat law in Noxus.

More recently: Border squabble? TIME NUKE.
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#5Elemental FusionPosted 1/9/2013 10:28:32 PM
I thought this topic was going to be about the player base. >_>
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#6osatsukiPosted 1/9/2013 10:30:18 PM
dude
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#7kirbyakaZPosted 1/9/2013 10:35:15 PM
T_Lil_Usher_305 posted...
Fiddlesticks. He is a murderous monster good for nothing but killing. His absolute destruction needs to be make a priority of the League of Legends.


Didn't they, you know, try and fail horribly?
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#8Edgemaster70000Posted 1/9/2013 10:35:36 PM
This topic was an enormous waste of time.
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#9kirbyakaZPosted 1/9/2013 10:36:02 PM
Elemental Fusion posted...
I thought this topic was going to be about the player base. >_>


Same . . .
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#10Tony2CapPosted 1/9/2013 10:39:59 PM
NEW GAME CONCEPT: League Of Pacifists

also "He seeks to extend the power of his nation through violent means. In another word, he's like Hitler." you could jump right to the hitler thing for shock value or realize that thats almost every leader ever
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