Based upon the influx of requests, I am going to become a support main and log all of my games for you to muse and balk at. Hopefully, all of you enjoy my quest into the depths of low by playing support only.
Posts will be made in a similar fashion ever time:
Character: Lulu Elo: 1462 (loss) Image: http://i.imgur.com/13Hr5.jpg Remarks: I attempted to reason with our Caitlyn, telling her that Lulu and Caitlyn do in fact beat Taric/Graves if and when she chooses to grow some balls and poke graves whenever he comes in to cs (considering Lulu's kit ridiculously utilitarian and able to incapacitate one of the enemy players just as Taric's stun can). After Cait refused to do anything in the way of harassment, I realized that our lane was indeed over. It didn't help that Darius and Caitlyn, a duo, taunted Cho'Gath the entire game about missing his Q. Eventually, the opposing team realized that they were winning and used their high Elo skills to push through our team and kill the Nexus.
Things to learn: Don't pick Caitlyn if you don't plan on harassing your lane opponent when your support indicates that you should (i.e. don't pick ADC if you have no idea what you should be doing).