No matter what lane I'm playing, this build always gets me the win.
Legos: 11k HP, 500 armor and MR, 500 hp regen per 10 seconds, 85% Cooldown Reduction, 100 mana per 1 second, 200 Movement Speed. Unique Passive- Stepped on a Lego. All enemies who make physical contact with you are damaged for your (APxMR+HP). This damage ignores armor.
Warspoon of Ages- +1000 AP and AD, Experience gained +300%, level cap raised to 36, each skill can now take 2x more ranks. Lifesteal and spell vamp 200%.
Brazilian Armor- If Morde, increases all stats to 9001 and replaces all voice lines with "HUE HUE HUE", which also automatically gets put in chat any time you get a kill. If anyone else, does nothing.
Gems of Outrageousness. If the player is Taric, gains 500 of each stat. His e recharges instantly, and every time he uses a skill, all players regardless of their location hear "truly, truly, truly outrageous."
Shrooms of the Teemo. Other Team Rage+500,000. AP 1x 10^5. Move Speed+ 100. Unique Passive- Global Taunt. Disguises your character as Teemo. Unique Active- Trap Shrooms. When activated, this lays down a shroom exactly like teemo's, except that it looks like a Teemo spamming his /laugh command when discovered.
Super Warmog Brothers- Two warmogs. In one item. Yeah it's awesome. --- Ask me about warspoons.
It costs a LOT of gold, but the gold gen on the Legos (first thing I get) give you the gold to buy the rest. Legos cost 3500, and the rest are in the 2000-3000 range as well. --- Ask me about warspoons.