Hit me with your best "This person took a long time to load" jokes

#51user_ptPosted 1/26/2013 10:05:43 AM
god, wood pc
#52_Yag_Posted 1/26/2013 10:06:13 AM
RobIsntDrunk posted...
Reaper_Minion posted...
From: bonzibuddyxxx | Posted: 1/26/2013 6:16:31 PM | #032
Internet speed has minimal impact on load times...........

This. Internet speed and ping make a difference, although it's not huge.


What has the biggest impact on load times?


Processor and hardrive speed, as well as RAM to a lesser extent. internet speed and banwidth only affect your ping in game.
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#53The_Excerion3Posted 1/26/2013 10:09:11 AM
RobIsntDrunk posted...
Reaper_Minion posted...
From: bonzibuddyxxx | Posted: 1/26/2013 6:16:31 PM | #032
Internet speed has minimal impact on load times...........

This. Internet speed and ping make a difference, although it's not huge.


What has the biggest impact on load times?


Same things as every other program, clock cycles and bus speed. And memory if you don't have enough of it.

As for jokes, none of these are funny.
#54OximofoPosted 1/26/2013 10:23:25 AM
Time for a new Amiga.

Also stop dling the tranny porn.
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#55WolfFogPosted 1/26/2013 11:45:57 AM
wooden computer
#56chaoshadouPosted 1/26/2013 12:04:12 PM
Someone call PETA, they're gonna want you behind bars for what you did to that hamster.
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#57FlameLord23Posted 1/26/2013 2:21:11 PM
And that my children, is how your grandpa managed to defeat the North Koreans in World War Seven.
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#58mistermikeymikePosted 1/26/2013 9:33:08 PM
fun fact

jokes calling their computer something primitive are not funny (toaster, comodore 64, macbook, atari litebright) because they are overdone

likewise for coal wood hamster and random power sources.
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#59MegaSTVPosted 1/26/2013 10:19:00 PM
Do you play this game a lot?
{If Yes}
Riot's going to have the raise the estimated time on a 5v5 match.
{If No}
Good because then Riot would have to raise the estimated time on a 5v5 match.

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Wow. This is the first time I had the time to start beating off and finish during the loading screen.
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#60Beech_tibsPosted 1/26/2013 10:20:15 PM
just because you can load a car radio with linux doesnt mean you should
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