What do you do before every match as sort of a superstitious ritual? Or something like a tradition? Right before every match I drink a gallon of Mountain Dew (Increases a gamers senses, and it's just a habit now. A tradition.)
I drink Mountain Dew and eat a bag of Doritos. My keyboard is covered in Doritos residue. My office chair is stained in Mountain ResiDew.
After game ritual is to pretend to be friends and have a lengthily conversation with teammates. I'll call out random first names to make it seem like I know them then I say something like "brb smoke" --- Basking Rootwalla (2 Green, 1/1 creature) Tap: Basking Rootwalla gains +3/+3 until end of turn