The last champion you played as...

#1Unbridled9Posted 1/29/2013 10:58:46 AM
will, in the next ten minutes, break into your room and kill you. You will not survive. There will be a newspaper story tomorrow describing how you died. What will it say about you?

Here is mine: Vi.

Yesterday there was a break-in at 123 **** street. The owner of the house was found dead with gratuitous pummel marks and many broken bones in his body. A sound recording found on the site reveals that **** was begging for his assailant to 'Oh no! Stop hurting me! I'll give you a straight answer! Just please sto-*urk*'. Police member Vi claimed that this 'could have been stopped if he had just told the truth'. Sheriff Caitlyn merely shook her head and sighed in annoyance before drinking some tea and asking the press to leave.
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Math with Vi!
My 2 fists - 1 of your face = 1 dead foe.
#2JackDaniels1964Posted 1/29/2013 10:59:30 AM
No thanks :)
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#3RzulPosted 1/29/2013 11:00:10 AM
Interesting concept.

Too bad I'm too lazy to write walls of text :p
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#4Z-911-ZPosted 1/29/2013 11:01:14 AM
Death by wooden pikmin thrown through the window.
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#5luigi33Posted 1/29/2013 11:04:39 AM
Garen breaks in, silences me (which basically splits my entire body in two)

Too lazy to write article.
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#6i_am_geloPosted 1/29/2013 11:06:40 AM
Cupcake wrapper was found. Several hours later it magically turned into a pair of bloody boxers in the evidence locker.
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#7SorrySleepingPosted 1/29/2013 11:10:13 AM
From: Rzul | #003
Interesting concept.

Too bad I'm too lazy to write walls of text :p

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#8b0omstickPosted 1/29/2013 11:22:58 AM
Man killed by busty spider
#9ConkeaPosted 1/29/2013 11:53:01 AM
Jealous monster from another world ate the sexiest man alive. More news at 11.
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#10Unbridled9(Topic Creator)Posted 1/29/2013 12:04:57 PM
Four lines in hardly a 'wall of text'. Maybe a footstool of text, but not a wall.
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Math with Vi!
My 2 fists - 1 of your face = 1 dead foe.