League of Legends

will, in the next ten minutes, break into your room and kill you. You will not survive. There will be a newspaper story tomorrow describing how you died. What will it say about you?

Here is mine: Vi.

Yesterday there was a break-in at 123 **** street. The owner of the house was found dead with gratuitous pummel marks and many broken bones in his body. A sound recording found on the site reveals that **** was begging for his assailant to 'Oh no! Stop hurting me! I'll give you a straight answer! Just please sto-*urk*'. Police member Vi claimed that this 'could have been stopped if he had just told the truth'. Sheriff Caitlyn merely shook her head and sighed in annoyance before drinking some tea and asking the press to leave.
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Math with Vi!
My 2 fists - 1 of your face = 1 dead foe.

Interesting concept.

Too bad I'm too lazy to write walls of text :p
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Vilemaw is my waifu. Elise is going to be so mad. Wat do?
3DS FC: 4038-6009-6930 PSN: Rzul96xsEED

Garen breaks in, silences me (which basically splits my entire body in two)

Too lazy to write article.
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From: Rzul | #003

Interesting concept.

Too bad I'm too lazy to write walls of text :p

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Jealous monster from another world ate the sexiest man alive. More news at 11.
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