Worst excuse for someone quitting/AFK

#1MTRDrunkardPosted 2/19/2013 10:17:24 AM
Whats the worst excuse someone has given to the team for quitting or AFK.

Mine was someone playing bot with Mundo. They died 7 times within 14 mins, then typed 'Sorry my mum is having a heart attack'. Then quit.

Game lasted another 15 mins and we lost. 2 people had 9 deaths and Mondu came 3rd with 7, not even playing half the game.
#2DartkunPosted 2/19/2013 10:23:41 AM
"I'm a fireman and my grandma is on fire"
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#3HagenExPosted 2/19/2013 10:26:23 AM
Dartkun posted...
"I'm a fireman and my grandma is on fire"


10/10 would not report.
#4hawkeye2188Posted 2/19/2013 10:26:55 AM
Two minutes into a game, duo queue says "Pizza guy is here be back in like 6 minutes"
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#5MetleonPosted 2/19/2013 10:27:16 AM
I played with a Nasus that never said anything before he left, but he definitely did so because he thought Thresh (as an AD top), Ezreal (as an AP Mid), and me (as AD Kennen) were all trolling.
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#6TheSchrefPosted 2/19/2013 10:31:18 AM
*Game starts*
"Gotta pick up the kids in 10 minutes so let's make this quick."

Why did he queue with 10 minutes to play?
#7J_walker6Posted 2/19/2013 10:34:05 AM
"I have 60 minutes before I have to go. For every death we incur, I have 2 less minutes to play. Good luck and have fun!"
#8kourkourPosted 2/19/2013 10:37:14 AM
I am Sejuani, you took the blue I asked you to give me smiteless (the one we invaded) and then also refused to pull the other blue for me.
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#9RihawfPosted 2/19/2013 10:38:28 AM
"my cat got stuck on a window, sorry"
that was me when I first started playing
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#10MetalzdragonPosted 2/19/2013 10:40:46 AM
An Ezreal on my team quit 45 minutes into the game because I accidentally stole his Little Wraith worth 5g.