Worst excuse for someone quitting/AFK

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boktai3
Posted 2/19/2013 10:51:40 AM
"house is having a heart attack and granma is on fire, gotta go"
Arkhanoid
Posted 2/19/2013 11:04:16 AM
Had a premade bot lane adc never start the game because his mother was ringing him according to the other half of the pre-tards. Incidentally we actually won the game 4v5.

Another time my team of random heroes were around 4-5 kills up at the start of the game and the midlaner announces he's going to get some coffee because he'd had a decent start (I think he had 2 kills). He then proceeds to afk for 10 minutes.
darkman95
Posted 2/19/2013 11:04:52 AM
In team chat: "Let's play Russian roulette, if the first person from our team dies on an even number minute I'm going afk. If he dies on an odd number I'll hand the computer over to my brother who is platinum 4"

The ADC died on the 4 minute and he went AFK.
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kourkour
Posted 2/19/2013 11:06:39 AM
Oh yeah, we were playing premade with 3 friends of mine, one of them has a 2k elo brother who was playing with us, 12 minutes into the game he types in all chat, in Greek

"Oh, I have a haircut appointment in 20 minutes"

And disconnects.
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Scr3w3dUp
Posted 2/19/2013 11:19:33 AM
I must go, my people need me.
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Cmac4
Posted 2/19/2013 11:20:30 AM
"Sorry man a robber literally ran into my house and took my router"
TheSchref
Posted 2/19/2013 11:20:48 AM
kourkour posted...
Oh yeah, we were playing premade with 3 friends of mine, one of them has a 2k elo brother who was playing with us, 12 minutes into the game he types in all chat, in Greek

"Oh, I have a haircut appointment in 20 minutes"

And disconnects.


It was a nice way of saying, "You guys suck and I really don't want to play with you anymore."
Barrenite
Posted 2/19/2013 11:34:56 AM
my heart is having a houseattack
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LooksLikeRain
Posted 2/19/2013 11:44:01 AM
Dinner.
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Will_Underscore
Posted 2/19/2013 11:53:56 AM
HagenEx posted...
Dartkun posted...
"I'm a fireman and my grandma is on fire"


10/10 would not report.

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