Ezreal hate support group

#1TomorrowDogPosted 2/21/2013 5:44:49 PM
I can't stand this bastard, most hated champion in the game. Spams skillshots at you non-stop and never goes oom. You can dodge 9/10 of them and still lose hard to him. If you catch him he blinks away and lulz. If he ever catches you he just blinks after you and auto-attacks you all the way to tower while you try to dodge his artillery barrage, then he'll probably just tower dive or blink over tower. It's like trying to god damn fight Nightcrawler with a machine gun.

It doesn't even matter if you're on the other side of the map either, you get low the ****er always takes his shot at killing you with his stupid ult. And if he gets ahead in gold/levels then GG noobs.

This topic is only for people complaining about Ezreal. You aren't allowed to post lrn2play or talk about other champions, its against the rules. If you post defending Ezreal consider yourself disgraced and I'm not going to invite you to my birthday party.
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#2Small_appliancePosted 2/21/2013 5:45:50 PM
Have you ever played him?
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#3TwoForTragedyPosted 2/21/2013 5:47:59 PM
I think ezreal is a stupid champ because he really only caters to noobs. He does the least damage out of all the AD carries at nearly all point in the game. The only reason people play him is because he has a low cd blink so you can play as stupid as you like and will still be 100% fine.
#4DivinewargodPosted 2/21/2013 5:50:33 PM
Quality topic.
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#5Phase 8Posted 2/21/2013 6:02:52 PM
From: TomorrowDog | #001
I'm not going to invite you to my birthday party.


Dude, we need more information here. What kind of cake will you be serving? Will there be a clown? Or petting zoo? Or games?
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#6Ultoman2Posted 2/21/2013 6:17:07 PM
Phase 8 posted...
From: TomorrowDog | #001
I'm not going to invite you to my birthday party.


Dude, we need more information here. What kind of cake will you be serving? Will there be a clown? Or petting zoo? Or games?


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#7Black_AssassinPosted 2/21/2013 6:25:07 PM
TwoForTragedy posted...
I think ezreal is a stupid champ because he really only caters to noobs. He does the least damage out of all the AD carries at nearly all point in the game.

Permanent 50% AS steroid is least damage?
#8DarksteelPosted 2/21/2013 6:27:18 PM
I really hate him because he looks like a Final Fantasy funboy reject
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#9DivinewargodPosted 2/21/2013 6:31:04 PM
Darksteel posted...
I really hate him because he looks like a Final Fantasy funboy reject


Reject or next character for Final Fantasy?
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#10EDumeyPosted 2/21/2013 6:33:47 PM
Dunno if actual angry rant or just troll bait.

But whatever, Ez actually is pretty mana hungry. I laugh when I have to face an Ez that manages to miss the majority of his Q's, because I know he's going to be useless.

He's a mid-game carry, and his damage isn't as high as most other carries later. His only saving grace is that it's impossible to actually dive on top of him.

That's why I have a raging hate boner for this champion. Because I expend every gapcloser and cc that I have, and the yellow lesbian still manages to get away from me.
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