New Support Champion: Zeb Coulter "The Real American"

#1unlosing_rangerPosted 2/23/2013 6:27:57 AM(edited)
Passive: We The People: All American Champs gains 10/20/30 ad and ap and gain 5/10/15 ms.
All Ethic Champs lose 10/20/30 ad and ap and lose 5/10/15 ms

Q: Ethic Cleansing: Zeb punches target Champion dealing 60/90/120/150/200 + 0.2/0.3/0.4/0.5/0.8 ad damage to target + reducing there armor by 10/20/30/40/50% for 2.5 secs (the armor loss and duration is doubled on Ethic champs)

W: Hospitality No More: Passive, Ethic champs in a large area around zeb gain 2/4/6/8/10 gold per kill and 10% exp.
Active, The passive is removed and American Champs in a large area area zeb gain 10,15,20,25,33% of the total gold gained by the passive and also gain a damage shield for 100,150,200,250,320 + 10/12/14/16/21% of Zeb's HP for 5 secs

E: Shotgun Wedding Stereotype: Zeb fires a shotgun blast that does 60/85/110/135/170 +0.6 ad of damage to a cone in-front of him that also stuns all enemy champs for 1/1.1/1.2/1.3/1.5 secs and slows all enemy minions' and neutral creeps as and ms by 50/60/70/80/99%

R: Breaking The 4th Wall: Passive, All effects to American Champs are changed to allies and all effects to Ethic Champs is changed to Enemy Champs
Active, Zeb calls in The all American, American Jack Swagger to put target enemy champion in the ankle lock, which does 150,200,275 +3.0 ad of damage and makes the target lose 90 ms for 10 which gradually reduces over time.
Zeb's Passive's effects are also doubled for the duration.
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#2xDarknezzxPosted 2/23/2013 7:10:55 AM
there armor
#3ChisukaPosted 2/23/2013 7:12:45 AM
Win.
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#4EzMoadePosted 2/23/2013 8:00:53 AM
Could you make it even more obvious that this was written by a non-American?

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#5SmishhhPosted 2/23/2013 8:27:56 AM
You seem to have confused ethnic with ethic. Not that it would really make sense if you didn't anyway.
#6aznjdudePosted 2/23/2013 8:55:17 AM
Then you lose your spot on the battlefield when your partner gets busted for a DUI and possession of weed. Telli g us all it was a useless push
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#7DrakethecakePosted 2/23/2013 9:31:16 AM
We the People
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#8unlosing_ranger(Topic Creator)Posted 2/23/2013 9:41:35 AM
aznjdude posted...
Then you lose your spot on the battlefield when your partner gets busted for a DUI and possession of weed. Telli g us all it was a useless push


This guy gets the joke
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Weed is for pansies. Shooting MDMA into your eyeballs is the only way to play this game.
#9frenzzzy07Posted 2/23/2013 9:52:51 AM
We the people!
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Member of the stop complaining about everything in the game that can kill you just because you suck Club.
#10evangelion14Posted 2/23/2013 10:15:38 AM
Is this guy really stupid enough to mix ethnic with ethic or is there a joke here I'm not seeing. Other than the TC's IQ.