ITT: We talk about why top lane is literally the worst lane to play.

#1necroix05Posted 3/8/2013 10:09:27 AM
It's 100% luck based in blind pick, and in draft, if you don't get last pick you'll probably lose top.

It gets camped 100% of the time.

If you get slightly behind you can't do anything at all ever.

Top lane sucks.
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#2SackBoiPosted 3/8/2013 10:10:12 AM
I always win top:).

I never get ganked because I ward and I always out beat the other guy even in draft.
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#3SirGizmoPosted 3/8/2013 10:10:45 AM
It gets camped? Correct me if I'm wrong, shouldn't the jungler be camping mid/bot lane to secure early/mid game dragon kills?

Seems like if he camps top lane, it's easy to exploit it and get a free dragon.
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#4crosooPosted 3/8/2013 10:12:23 AM
why would anybody camp top, lets tower dive tanky champions yeah! good idea.
#5fattonygambinoPosted 3/8/2013 10:12:35 AM
Yorick walks into a bar, there are no counters. Also bot lane...you either have an incompetent support, a useless ADC, or a terrible duo queue. Bot lane is worse than top.
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#6hyorinryuPosted 3/8/2013 10:13:24 AM
From: SirGizmo | #003
It gets camped? Correct me if I'm wrong, shouldn't the jungler be camping mid/bot lane to secure early/mid game dragon kills?

Seems like if he camps top lane, it's easy to exploit it and get a free dragon.



It's a lot easier to camp top lane though. There's less distance to turrets in mid lane and a guy completely dedicated to warding bot lane.
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#7EDumeyPosted 3/8/2013 10:14:42 AM
Because you eventually are paired against a Teemo or a Pantheon. Not that that doesn't happen in mid lane too, but still.
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#8Z-911-ZPosted 3/8/2013 10:19:16 AM
From: necroix05 | #001
If you get slightly behind you can't do anything at all ever.


Gank some lanes, or play Jax.

And yeah, bot is the worst in solo queue due to the random player aspect.
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#9xRustySpoonPosted 3/8/2013 10:21:36 AM(edited)
you're absolutely right cow, like WHO THE **** EVEN STARTS WITH A WARD IN TOP LANE ANYWAYS.

oh wait there are viable starts that include a ward for literally everyone.

gg
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#10AceWingstaPosted 3/8/2013 12:32:21 PM
tc screams of the noob that still doesn't understand that 3:00-3:30 is around the time the jungler comes to gank his punk ass LOL,

or the time that the enemy jungler on purple team finishes their second red at 8-8:30 min mark,