The 10 Ranked Commandments

#1nobodys_saviorPosted 3/24/2013 3:35:48 PM
Rule Number 1: Pugs are not People. Ignore everything they say unless it's immediately relevant to your game.

Rule Number 2: Do not play AFTER 5 A.M. Eastern Time. Huehue's come out of the woodwork.

Rule Number 3: No playing after Midnight Eastern on Fridays. Children can't play decently if they tried. Drunk trolls are more annoying than regular trolls.

Rule Number 4: Always ban OP champs. Over confident team mates may end up being your downfall.

Rule Number 5: Learn and own as many Champions as possible. Variety is the spice of life

Rule Number 6: Stay Calm. It's just a freaking game.

Rule Number 7: Do not Queue on a bad day. Just grab alchohol and save it for another day.

Rule Number 8: The Three Game Rule: If you lose three in a row, you need a break.

Rule Number 9: Ignore button is your friend. Random internet peoples shouldn't be causing real stress.

Rule Number 10: When in doubt, start from rule 1 again.

Bonus Rule of Non-Ranked: Boobs for ARAMs. 'Nuff said.
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#2megadude1Posted 3/24/2013 3:38:02 PM
Three Game Rule. Interesting, I usually quit after 2 losses in a row.
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#3ssj4supervegetaPosted 3/24/2013 4:29:06 PM
the only good rule here is "the three game" rule
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#4JennaTahliaPosted 3/24/2013 4:34:37 PM
Too contradictory. Also follow these if you like losing
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#5Heartless121Posted 3/24/2013 5:20:23 PM
love how you say to follow these rules if you like losing. Because learning multiple champs in case your main gets banned is a bad thing and queue into a match when your already is a horrible mood will have no effect if your team starts to lose *cough*. Some of theses are unnecessary but I wouldn't say they are bad.
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#6Edgemaster70000Posted 3/24/2013 5:22:53 PM
Rule #11: NEVER give your favorite role to someone else if you're higher in the pick order. They WILL suck at it, feed, or outright disconnect while you took support instead of mid. Being the nice guy will ALWAYS come around to bite you in the ass.
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#7nobodys_savior(Topic Creator)Posted 3/24/2013 5:25:46 PM
@Edgemaster, thank you for adding and keeping with the theme.
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#8And_JoshPosted 3/24/2013 5:28:53 PM
Rule #12: If you're team is getting wrecked, but Nasus has yet to die, and lives through 3 man ganks don't surrender. He's almost hit the enrage timer.
#9ShaneP504Posted 3/24/2013 5:31:21 PM
Hec i my number 1 ban. Thats dude is a free elo train
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#10nobodys_savior(Topic Creator)Posted 3/25/2013 6:37:45 AM
JennaTahlia posted...
Too contradictory. Also follow these if you like losing


I believe you may need to relook at Rule 6 Sir/Maam
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