"A game where you'd play as a Shrew Man Chew. The game would start out with Shrew getting captured by four evil turtles, but he would escape and go to train with the hyenas to improve his jaw strength until he could finally bite through the turtles' shells. After gaining enough strength, he would launch a guerilla war against the turtles and eventually capture all of them. The final boss would be really easy, just a random old rat who came to rescue the turtles. Shrew would capture the rat also, and the final final battle would be one of those awful button-mashing sequences (Like turning that one pressure wheel in FFVII, or any of the fights in Asura's Wrath) with Shrew trying to bite through the turtles' shells. Mash fast enough, and Shrew wins; but mash too slowly, and the turtles will escape forever. And there's no saves."
Someone make this Chew game
If you believe in Jesus Christ, have accepted Him as your Lord and Savior, and are 100% proud of it, put this in your sig. g-cube's Vice President of Cakes.
When CHEW was mentioned, I pictured a bouncy amorphous blob that has to go around eating things to keep his body mass up. Maybe he shrinks unless he eats, eventually getting so small he can't move and dies.
Play Knytt Underground right now, seriously. Get better or get over it.
"Could be an acronym for something Sci-Fi. ...Or it could be a Cooking Mama style game funded by network executives for the Food channel, in which you play a food critic. The game would use highly advanced technology that transports taste into your mouth via some sort of medium, and asks you to describe what the food tastes like. The biggest flaw in the game is that the answer "oaky" is always correct for every wine..."
Cleaning up inaccuracies on the internet, one idiot at a time. "A delayed game is eventually good, while a bad game is bad forever."-Shigeru Miyamoto