Tales of a Solo Queue ADC

#1Akali_BotPosted 5/1/2013 8:08:55 PM
So, I was playing Solo Queue, as Caitlyn,
as a 4th Pick, last pick was forced into the role Support,

Due to the fact jungle, mid and top were already taken, he picked Jarvan, took heal Exhaust.

At the start of the game, he did not buy any wards. He bought a Doran's Shield, and went aggressive throughout the first 10 mins, wanting to kill Varus, pushing my wave, and got hooked by Thresh numerous times.

I told him: Jarvan, please don't push the wave; I want to just farm, I'm at 30 cs and Varus is up by 2 Kills along with 50 cs

He doesn't listen; continuing to shove my wave, causing me to miss tons of CS. When he reached Lv 6, he immediately dove Varus under his tower whilst at 3/4 hp. He dies to Varus due to Thresh's hook.

We lose Tier 1 bot tower at 15~18 mins.

Varus starts roaming and claims our tier 2 towers one by one, gaining a massive gold advantage. He has a Hurricane, IE , and LW, whereas I, only have a BF sword, 2 Dorans , an Avarice Blade, and a Zeal

I return bot to farm, Jarvan clears my wave, even when I explicitly told him I was freezing the lane.

I gave up, went to clear the jungle, and farm any unoccupied lanes, whilst I was farming , our Jarvan, initiated fights, that heavily favoured the enemy team.

We couldn't get towers, global objectives, nor did we have map vision, Jarvan did not buy 1 single ward that entire game, forcing the rest of the team to ward.

Where did his money go? Into his 30min Frozen Mallet and Ruby Crystal.

We eventually lost when Jarvan dived solo into a 5man Baron when we were getting rid of the super minions in our base
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#2Sword_SlasherPosted 5/1/2013 8:09:48 PM
tldr
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#3Akali_Bot(Topic Creator)Posted 5/1/2013 8:10:22 PM
TL;DR Version: Don't play ranked if you don't know how to play all roles decently, otherwise you'll become a burden like the dense Jarvan I had for a support
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#4zeppelin312Posted 5/1/2013 8:10:53 PM
cool story breh
#5Akali_Bot(Topic Creator)Posted 5/1/2013 8:11:46 PM
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#6JiminyTheDingoPosted 5/1/2013 8:14:00 PM
Ranked is a troll's delight. People care about it more, so they rage about it harder, giving the trolls more satisfaction. It's awesome.
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#7BhelliumPosted 5/1/2013 8:16:09 PM
the only thing worse than a support that thinks they're a starved carry but fails at it
is a support that thinks they're a kill laner and fails at it
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#8FoxxyFelineeePosted 5/1/2013 8:16:16 PM
Should carry harder bro
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#99tailedphoenixPosted 5/1/2013 8:19:25 PM
Akali_Bot posted...
TL;DR Version: Don't play ranked if you don't know how to play all roles decently, otherwise you'll become a burden like the dense Jarvan I had for a support


TL;DR don't force the last pick into a role they don't want to do if you want the game to go agreeably.
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#10Akali_Bot(Topic Creator)Posted 5/1/2013 9:11:21 PM
9tailedphoenix posted...
Akali_Bot posted...
TL;DR Version: Don't play ranked if you don't know how to play all roles decently, otherwise you'll become a burden like the dense Jarvan I had for a support


TL;DR don't force the last pick into a role they don't want to do if you want the game to go agreeably.


I did offer him the choice between ADC and Support.
He chose Support, as he said: "I'm horrible at ADC"
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