500 rules of ARAM

#21LatiasSAPosted 5/8/2013 3:40:33 AM
The xerath player will never quite understand his own range
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#22ArtosRCPosted 5/8/2013 3:54:08 AM
#0:.) The enemy team will have all diamond players. Yours will comprise of yourself and four bronze players.
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#23Colonel_SnitskyPosted 5/8/2013 3:59:03 AM
21) there will always be a free week champ on the team.
22) rerolling will give you a champ you dislike
23) the support always takes the first kill
24) lux OP
25) ranged adc's OP
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#24Triguns VashPosted 5/8/2013 1:11:44 PM
26) Try every champ with an on-hit build. I mean, why not?
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#25Thalandor46Posted 5/8/2013 1:21:09 PM
#X6: Whenever your team has a Katarina, the opposing team will have a Blitzcrank and at least one additional reliable interrupt.
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#26angelwkw3Posted 5/8/2013 1:27:05 PM(edited)
28. At least one person on your team will refuse to ever die in a team fight, especially if they are a poke champ, and will cause your team to be pushed to your nexus towers. They find being useless with their tear of the godess and no mana is more beneficial then being able to purchase actual items.
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#27Lord SojiroPosted 5/8/2013 1:42:11 PM
Rule: Someone will always go afk mid-game, always.
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#28aHappySacka(Topic Creator)Posted 5/9/2013 1:44:11 PM
#30: Someone on your team will facecheck the opposing bush and give firstblood
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#29FerrousIronyPosted 5/9/2013 1:49:40 PM
#31: Riot knows what is best for you. If you do not know a champion, you must buy everything off the Recommended Items page. Ignore your teammates yelling at you for this, they aren't Riot (the scrubs).
#30gvandalePosted 5/9/2013 1:51:21 PM
The "tank" of your team will refuse to tank and build glass cannon.

There's always "that guy" who blames his death (while doing something dumb like face checking a bush) on the noob team he's stuck with.
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