Today I defended a blitz

#1PhoenixNinePosted 5/10/2013 1:43:52 PM
Who hit 0 hooks, tried to blame his adc for having less cs and ended 0-6-3.

who am I, gamling
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#2Lord_WoobiePosted 5/10/2013 1:45:28 PM
You are our king, sire. The king of noobs and bads everywhere.
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On the field of honor, the gods bearing witness to my glory, I will pull your entrails through your eyes and use them as reins to ride your soul to hades below!
#3PhoenixNine(Topic Creator)Posted 5/10/2013 1:48:12 PM
And do you trust your king?
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#4Lord_WoobiePosted 5/10/2013 2:13:05 PM
Your minions, my lord, will follow you to whatever end. Be sure to bring your Captain Boots so they can keep up.
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On the field of honor, the gods bearing witness to my glory, I will pull your entrails through your eyes and use them as reins to ride your soul to hades below!
#5Alakazam_fanPosted 5/10/2013 3:04:39 PM
Lord_Woobie posted...
Your minions, my lord, will follow you to whatever end. Be sure to bring your Captain Boots so they can keep up.


Am I the only one who found this to be anything but funny?
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He asked if it was possible for a male human to have a sex with a female horse. He even drew a diagram; I think a stepladder was involved.
#6BhelliumPosted 5/10/2013 3:07:58 PM
yes you humorless sea cow
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#7Lord_WoobiePosted 5/10/2013 3:08:56 PM
Alakazam_fan posted...
Lord_Woobie posted...
Your minions, my lord, will follow you to whatever end. Be sure to bring your Captain Boots so they can keep up.


Am I the only one who found this to be anything but funny?


Apparently. Everyone else must have died laughing. That's the only logical explanation for no one responding to it.
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On the field of honor, the gods bearing witness to my glory, I will pull your entrails through your eyes and use them as reins to ride your soul to hades below!
#8channthemanPosted 5/10/2013 3:15:56 PM
This whole topic sucks.
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#9lDPlPosted 5/10/2013 3:21:15 PM
channtheman posted...
This whole topic sucks.

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Mmm, this jerked chicken is good. I think I'll have Fry's lower horn jerked.
It's used to it! Woooo!
#10PhoenixNine(Topic Creator)Posted 5/11/2013 6:49:46 AM
Ahem.

Where is the boar and the rider? Where is the Sunfire that was burning?
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