Why is Ahri so popular

#1MachDragonPosted 7/8/2013 8:48:34 AM
Where does the obsession come from?

Literally every "who would you date" and "kill f--- marry" topic, half the board wants to hook up with the fox whore.

Don't you realize it's a trap?
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#2Emo Preppy KidPosted 7/8/2013 8:51:25 AM
why does the cartoon character have to be a "whore"

or is that just one of your synonyms for "woman"
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#3grand_commanderPosted 7/8/2013 8:52:04 AM
The problem is that if you go on a date with someone, they're obliged to laugh at at least some of your jokes.

Makes a date with anyone even the soul stealer seem preferable to Lux, doesn't it?
#4HappyDude69Posted 7/8/2013 8:52:58 AM
cuz next to cass, shes the slutiest character... and no one wants to **** a snake.
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#5MachDragon(Topic Creator)Posted 7/8/2013 8:54:31 AM
Emo Preppy Kid posted...
why does the cartoon character have to be a "whore"

or is that just one of your synonyms for "woman"


A cunning creature, she adapted herself to the customs of human society and used her profound gift of beauty to attract unsuspecting men. She could consume their life essences when they were under the spell of her seductive charms. Feeding on their desires brought her closer to her dream, but as she took more lives, a strange sense of regret began to well within her. She had reservations about actions which never troubled her as a fox. She realized that she could not overcome the pangs of her evolving morality.

source: http://leagueoflegends.wikia.com/wiki/Ahri/Background
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#6MachDragon(Topic Creator)Posted 7/8/2013 8:55:45 AM
I still don't understand why you would take a girl who's been with dozens, maybe hundreds of men over a virgin
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#7KeepItCivilPosted 7/8/2013 8:56:34 AM
grand_commander posted...
The problem is that if you go on a date with someone, they're obliged to laugh at at least some of your jokes.

Makes a date with anyone even the soul stealer seem preferable to Lux, doesn't it?


I swear that if Lux's laugh is canon, she must have been a social pariah most of her youth.
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#8Mitsune_RakaenPosted 7/8/2013 8:57:07 AM
is this actually happening
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#9NykzaPosted 7/8/2013 9:05:33 AM
WTF man why are you being so mean?? What did I ever do to you?? D''':
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#10ryanaPosted 7/8/2013 9:53:39 AM
MachDragon posted...
I still don't understand why you would take a girl who's been with dozens, maybe hundreds of men over a virgin


So you get her tested for STDs first, big deal.
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