Which champion do you have sex with? (SECONDS GAME)

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3 years ago#1
00: Any 1 champion of your choosing!
01: Ahri, but she steals your soul afterwards.
02: Nurse Akali...while she is in stealth.
03: Amumu. Cuddling all night long. <3
04: Anivia, while she is on her period. "Laying an egg isn't as easy as it looks."
05: Annie, but you must wait until she turns 18.
06: Ashe, Sejuani, and Lissandra for an icy foursome.
07: Officer Caitlyn; cop-and-criminal roleplay is her specialty.
08: Cassiopeia. Note: she hasn't had an orgasm in several years.
09: Darius. Very aggressive and dominent in bed.
10: Diana (from 6pm to 6am) and Leona (from 6am to 6pm).
11: Draven.
12: Elise, along with her spiderlings. You choose her form.
13: Evelynn, for a hardcore bondage session.
14: Ezreal. Perfect for lovers of twinks!
15: Headmistress Fiora, for some kinky teacher-student fun.
16: Garen. He is said to be very skilled at using his Demacian 'glory' in bed.
17: Gragas, while both of you are wasted.
18: Pool Party Graves.
19: Irelia, but Riot nerfed her bedroom abilities.
20: Janna, but she charges $2.95/minute.
21: Jarvan IV. Will you be able to handle his 'Martial Cadence'?
22: Debonair Jayce, in his private bedroom. Dinner and wine included.
23: Karma, but she can only speak Dothraki.
24: Kitty Kat Katarina. If you're a furry, this is what you've been waiting for!
25: Kayle, but she insists on keeping on her helmet to maintain her purity.
26: LeBlanc and her clone.
27: Lucian, and he forces you to pretend to be Senna.
28: Lulu; she tastes purple down there.
29: Lux, but she has an extreme ticklishness disorder that causes her to giggle delightfully when you lay as much as a finger on her.
30: EVERY CHAMPION, for one big ol' League of Legends orgy.
31: Lux AND Garen -- sibcest is wincest!
32: Maokai, while both of you are high.
33: Miss Fortune, but she just got a haircut ala Miley Cyrus at the 2013 VMAs.
34: Miss Fortune, and thankfully she did not get a haircut.
35: Morgana. She is into extreme fetishes, including watersports and scat.
36: Nami, though she smells a bit 'fishy' down there...
37: Nasus. Woof!
38: French Maid Nidalee. You may choose between her human or cat form (or both).
39: Orianna, but she's tested positive for some 'bugs' recently...
40: Poppy, and she doesn't look very happy.
41: Quinn. Valor watches dutifully from the corner.
42: Battle Bunny Riven.
43: Shyvana, for some intense, passionate dragon sex.
44: Sivir, but she kills you afterward.
45: Sona; she plays techno porno music to 'set the mood'.
46: Soraka; she is quite persistent about making use of her banana toy.
47: Syndra and her balls.
48: Taric. Outrageous!
49: Teemo.
50: Tristana, but Rumble finds out the day after.
51: Urf.
52: Urgot, in all his sexy glory.
53: Heartseeker Vayne. <3 <3 <3
54: Vi, while she is in her suit (she can't take it off; she's on duty).
55: Volibear, for those into 'bears'.
56: Xin Zhao. What a hunk!
57: Zac. More cushion for the pushin'.
58: Zilean. And no, he won't reverse time for you.
59: Zyra, out in her backyard garden.
3 years ago#2
3 years ago#3
YellowcoatUnit2 posted...

05: Annie, but you must wait until she turns 18.

aww wtf you ruined it
3 years ago#4
So do I post and then edit it when I see the post times? Never been in a seconds game before . . .

EDIT: Pool Party Graves . . . well, that's not too bad.
"Luna, I'm afraid he's right. You can't go around calling people that, even if in this case it appears to be the truth." - Sena
3 years ago#5
Winner winner chicken dinner

what shall we get?

35: Morgana. She is into extreme fetishes, including watersports and scat.

great.... this is gonna get messy
SC2 : Koroioz 450
3 years ago#6
http://i.imgur.com/ZuXHL.jpg http://i.imgur.com/CEvtF.jpg
Delicious Erza
3 years ago#7
3 years ago#8
wtf jarvan
http://i.imgur.com/ZuXHL.jpg http://i.imgur.com/CEvtF.jpg
Delicious Erza
3 years ago#9
come oooooonnnn ahri!

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Diana and Leona. Ugh, sorry, not my style
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3 years ago#10
Alom_o_mola posted...
come oooooonnnn ahri!

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