Marry Morgana, because Morgana. Bang Zyra, because I don't think I could dodge her passive. Elise dies. --- http://www.lolking.net/summoner/euw/45127717. Feel free to add me. May contain walls of text and/or one-upping attempts.
This one's hard, I love them all! - Marry Morgana, because waifu - Bang Zyra, because hot - Kill Elise, because I don't trust her not to transform, and she's not exactly: http://media.animevice.com/uploads/0/3695/662091-rachnera_arachnera.jpg
Edit: Bang them all should've been an option. Hora Hora Hora! --- http://img4.imageshack.us/img4/7324/ktef.png