Best Fallout: New Vegas character "quote" you've heard so far

#1Sunflight01Posted 10/29/2010 7:58:39 PM
Pete, Keeper of the Story, Nellis AFB:
"I was apprentice Keeper of the Story until.... well... whiskey and landmines don't go together."

LMAO, from a 12 year old kid!
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#2MilleykinsPosted 10/29/2010 8:05:03 PM
Most of what Billy Knight says:

"I've been in love with the same woman for 17 years. If my wife ever finds out she'll kill me, NO!"
"My cousin and his wife are a fastidious couple. She's fast and he's hideous!"
"I try to be frank AND earnest with women. In New Reno I'm Frank and in the Boneyard I'm Ernest! Oh no!"
"There was a woman knocking on my door all night, finally I had to let her out! Did he just say that?"
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#3Cutlass_JackPosted 10/29/2010 8:12:25 PM
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#4abaw001Posted 10/29/2010 8:31:27 PM
"Please assume position" or something by Fisto, the sexbot. :P
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#5Who knowsPosted 10/29/2010 8:57:55 PM
The long **** quote by cass. and the following retort by the PC something like "Yeah, I get it.."
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#6NzchetPosted 10/29/2010 10:31:52 PM
The crazy dude in Novac says something like, "That's when I said, 'We've got chupacabras with automatic weapons!' And everyone goes silent because they realize the situation we're in."
#7ColonelBauerPosted 10/30/2010 2:35:57 AM

"Feed a man for free and he'll be back again for more. Feed a man a bullet and you won't hear from him next time." Or words to that effect. I cracked up when I heard this.

#8Vermillion129Posted 10/30/2010 3:26:08 AM
It's ED-E... *BEEP*
#9CrazyAlbatrossPosted 10/30/2010 3:30:23 AM

From: Nzchet | #006
The crazy dude in Novac says something like, "That's when I said, 'We've got chupacabras with automatic weapons!' And everyone goes silent because they realize the situation we're in."


That. In fact anything that guy said was gold.
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#10derkederkePosted 10/30/2010 3:33:41 AM

I liked Yes man's dialogue, as he comes off a smartass most of time.