Harold Worthington was a man with a mission. He was going to stay in a room at The Statesman Hotel, even if he had to spend all of his money by acquiring the purchase of the room so he could call it his own. He saw what his heart desired the most: pillows!
After pouring water all over the floor near his room and next to some Ice Dispenser machine, he was going to make out he injured himself so that he could blackmail the staff into giving him pillows. And more pillows. And even more pillows. He just loves pillows.
His plan partly worked. The staff and management didn't believe his 'story' of slipping and falling, and thus did not allow him to stay for free in the hotel. BUT over the next few days he was able to accumulate a fairly large amount of pillows!! Which is all he really wanted.
Many days later he tried faking another accident and falling and thus was able to acquire many more pillows from the gullible staff and management of The Statesman Hotel.
Unfortunately this latest injury resulted in him being sent to Our Lady of Hope Hospital next door. But that's all right. Harold has an alternate plan: ACQUIRE THE HOSPITAL'S SUPPLY OF PILLOWS!! YES!!
Harold knew the doctors would find nothing wrong with him, so by morning, after he managed to acquire just 8 pillows from the hospital, Harold fled in the hospital gown out the nearby window, carrying the 8 pillows. With the large amount from The Statesman Hotel, Harold was VERY HAPPY!!
It's time Harold got REALLY intimately acquainted with his new pillows!!
Gram's Tip of the Day #20:
Don't throw fuel onto someone that's on fire. It doesn't extinguish it.