This will probably be just like all the others...

#1danieru72Posted 6/7/2009 10:48:38 AM
It'll start out with you, living peacefully in your home town. Then something bad happens! Or you decide to go to the next town to do something and, wind up having to save Zelda somehow. Either way, you're gonna have to save Zelda.

Now you meet up with some form of pixie or fairy and, he/she/it accompanies you upon your adventure. Some evil item has been broken and you must find the pieces before Ganon. Along the way you must go to 9001 dungeons and gather items to help you get to new locations. Solving puzzles a 2nd grader could figure out.

At last you arrive at Ganon's domain. You go through his obscenely huge castle in order to find him at the top. Now you fight! ... Kay, that was an easy fight...

YAY! You saved the princess and the kingdom! This peace is what all true warriors strive for!

The thing is... We've already saved the princess, we've already saved the kingdom, we've already obtained this peace! We've done this 17 times already!!! WHAT'S THE POINT IN DOING IT AGAIN?!


I hope they make this one different from the others... I really do.
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#2Cammie_DunawayPosted 6/7/2009 10:49:18 AM
ITT: We take games at face value.

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#3GenoStrikePosted 6/7/2009 10:50:45 AM
But what if...The princess was in another castle?! Plot twist!
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#4GanonsRevival42Posted 6/7/2009 10:50:55 AM
ITT: Cry about it.
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#5MetalKirbyPlushPosted 6/7/2009 10:51:28 AM
YAY! You saved the princess and the kingdom! This peace is what all true warriors strive for!

Swear to God if THE KING comes out of nowhere at the end of this game, I'm replaying it an extra 20 times for verification and lulz. I'll even give it a 13/37 score.
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#6kamikazetomatoPosted 6/7/2009 10:51:34 AM
Legend of Zelda, Zelda 2: Adventure of Link, A Link to the Past, Link's Awakening, Ocarina of Time (no evil item), Majora's Mask, Oracle of Ages, Oracle of Seasons, Wind Waker, Minish Cap, Four Swords, Four Sword Adventures and Phantom Hourglass would like to have a word with you.
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#77eventh7ensePosted 6/7/2009 10:51:45 AM
ITT: Reasonable assumption based on past events.

He's got a point. Deal with it.
#8Final Fantasy2389Posted 6/7/2009 10:52:05 AM
Lulz @ Geno

WHAT'S THE POINT IN DOING IT AGAIN?!

Because the era keeps changing, and the princess never gets any smarter. Duh.
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#9danieru72(Topic Creator)Posted 6/7/2009 10:52:51 AM
ITT: A few people who love repetitive games.
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#10GenoStrikePosted 6/7/2009 10:53:09 AM
The real question is why doesn't Zelda just turn into Sheik and kick his ass?
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