Corrupt a Wish

#11alpha1Posted 3/20/2012 6:14:11 PM
You may have seen these topics before, but for those who haven't seen it, one person posts a wish, and the next person says"granted, but..." and then they think up a way to make the wish go wrong. For example...

User 1: I wish Zelda existed in real life
User 2: Granted, but she's an ugly old hag.
User 2: I wish...

And so on and so forth. I'll start.

I wish you could start this game with three hearts.
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The one occasion that Ganondorf took viagra was the direct cause of Pluto becoming the farthest planet from the sun.
#2Muninn_CrowPosted 3/20/2012 7:25:35 PM
Granted, but each heart is divided into 16ths, so you actually have 48 hits.

I wish I could store rupees at the item check.
#3minimang123Posted 3/20/2012 7:54:24 PM
Granted, but when you reach 255 rupees in the item check, it reverts to 0 with any more.

I wish you could have survival aspects in this game like hunger.
#4cameltsPosted 3/20/2012 8:37:50 PM
Granted, but food must be kept in a slot in your adventure pouch can't put it in item check for extras. I wish I could upgrade the clawshot.
#5RicewarriorZPosted 3/20/2012 9:07:48 PM
Granted, The upgrade is now available for only 9,901 Rupees.

I wish they let Link fly during the night.
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I'd rather have a scary nightmare over a dream where I'm back in school.
#6Ace2ToesPosted 3/21/2012 3:19:59 AM
Granted, but only above skyloft.

I wish this game had magic armor.
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I would see the world the way you do, but i could not fit my head that far up my ass.
#71alpha1(Topic Creator)Posted 3/21/2012 4:03:05 AM
Granted, but it makes your wallet explode.

I wish I could ride a loftwing IRL.
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The one occasion that Ganondorf took viagra was the direct cause of Pluto becoming the farthest planet from the sun.
#8RageBotPosted 3/21/2012 5:42:29 AM
Granted, but it's blind and will crash down immediately.

I wish that the next game will be a steampunk sequel to ST.
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"My fist is the divine breath. Rise, o fallen seed, and draw upon thy hidden power! Grant upon thee the power of the glorious Mother of Destruction!"
#9SilfalasPosted 3/22/2012 7:44:53 AM
Granted. But the steampunk part is only a dream in the intro.
I wish I could use the power of the Triforce in-game.
#101alpha1(Topic Creator)Posted 3/23/2012 1:44:46 PM
Granted, but you die before you get the chance to wield its uber power.

I wish you could plow through the boss door without a boss key or golden statue.
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The one occasion that Ganondorf took viagra was the direct cause of Pluto becoming the farthest planet from the sun.