Who would win in a drinking contest? Raiden or Armstrong?

#21U_JPosted 6/10/2013 8:48:39 AM
That was a good read...


And how's business?

Oh good, good. Herr Doktor's research and staffing service certainly help.

I hear Jack Daniel's is looking for a buyer...

Well you cost them a lot of booze, da? Not to mention killing their crops. Literally! ... The brain-wrecking whiskey is finished, but the larger brew is not, I'm afraid. Someone will buy them. JDs are in demand once again.

Yeah.... Drinking for reasons they don't understand, causes they don't believe in...

Beg pardon?

No. Nothing...

So.. Your mind is made? You will not come back?

Sorry, Boris..

I understand.... But then, what will you do?

*Raiden produces a box full of smoking paraphernalia, syringes, spoons and a rolled $20*

*Raiden smiles*
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#22itis41269Posted 6/10/2013 10:28:06 AM
I usta be fueled by 4 Lokos back when they were half energy drink and half alcoholic beverages..... but to many black outs occurred and those days ended abruptly
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#23AzurexNightmare(Topic Creator)Posted 6/12/2013 6:40:44 AM
itis41269 posted...
I usta be fueled by 4 Lokos back when they were half energy drink and half alcoholic beverages..... but to many black outs occurred and those days ended abruptly


I remember those days lol.
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#24MurphysGhostPosted 6/12/2013 7:50:36 AM
Beer...

Beer has changed. It's no longer about cards, beerpong or flipcup. It's an endless series of chugging battles, fought by drunks and fratboys. Beer, and its destruction of life, has become a well-poured stout.

Beer has changed. ID-checked drinkers carry ID-checked bottles, drink ID-checked beer. Alchohol inside their bodies enhances and regulate their dance moves. Whiskey control. Rum control. Vodka control. Beer control. BAC is monitored, and kept under control.

Beer has changed. The age of partying has become the age of douchebags. All in the name of averting catastrophe from kegstands. And he who controls the beer, controls the door fee. Beer has changed. When the party scene is under total control, beer... becomes Lite beer.
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#25AzurexNightmare(Topic Creator)Posted 6/12/2013 1:26:41 PM
MurphysGhost posted...
Beer...

Beer has changed. It's no longer about cards, beerpong or flipcup. It's an endless series of chugging battles, fought by drunks and fratboys. Beer, and its destruction of life, has become a well-poured stout.

Beer has changed. ID-checked drinkers carry ID-checked bottles, drink ID-checked beer. Alchohol inside their bodies enhances and regulate their dance moves. Whiskey control. Rum control. Vodka control. Beer control. BAC is monitored, and kept under control.

Beer has changed. The age of partying has become the age of douchebags. All in the name of averting catastrophe from kegstands. And he who controls the beer, controls the door fee. Beer has changed. When the party scene is under total control, beer... becomes Lite beer.


Hahahaha nice
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#26iliekpieplzPosted 6/15/2013 9:24:24 PM
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#27Hawke0Posted 6/16/2013 1:34:52 PM
AzurexNightmare posted...
lmao you guys are awesome.

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