http://www.p4rgaming.com/man-who-finally-finished-making-sense-of-metal-gear-canon-kills-himself-before-mgsv-releases/ --- Sent from my iPhone via PowerFAQs 1.11 AND IT WILL FLOW! LIKE A FLOOD OF PAIN!
I'd rather cover my glutes in peanut butter and give my bare ass up to some rabid dogs than read that again, brah. --- Most of the time I'm riding bicycles and on a lot of Colombian marching powder and coffee, forgive me if I act like an #%$hole. Or not, IDC.
It's the video game version of the Onion. I remember when someone posted this: http://www.p4rgaming.com/hideo-kojima-disturbed-by-perverse-reaction-to-new-metal-gear-rising-character-questions-faith-in-god-spoilers/ --- A shotgun up your buttcrack. No, I won't fire it, I'm just stuffing it up there.~ Microsoft