An entertaining read.

#1ukokira1Posted 6/16/2013 9:56:18 AM
http://www.p4rgaming.com/man-who-finally-finished-making-sense-of-metal-gear-canon-kills-himself-before-mgsv-releases/
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#2ISquat600lbsPosted 6/16/2013 10:29:30 AM
I'd rather cover my glutes in peanut butter and give my bare ass up to some rabid dogs than read that again, brah.
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#3Darkraior99Posted 6/16/2013 10:34:35 AM
Please tell me that wasn't a real story.
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#4NetherTraitor0Posted 6/16/2013 10:44:25 AM
What... In the ****ting hell did I just read?
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#5Dice_HazardPosted 6/16/2013 12:05:36 PM
Darkraior99 posted...
Please tell me that wasn't a real story.


It's not, lol.
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#6Darkraior99Posted 6/16/2013 12:08:15 PM
Dice_Hazard posted...
Darkraior99 posted...
Please tell me that wasn't a real story.


It's not, lol.


Yeah, I just checked some other stories on that site. I was worried for a sec there.
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#7TheLeafChildPosted 6/16/2013 12:46:48 PM
He Rules of Nature'd his own life
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#8gamestop27Posted 6/16/2013 1:12:31 PM
It's the video game version of the Onion. I remember when someone posted this:
http://www.p4rgaming.com/hideo-kojima-disturbed-by-perverse-reaction-to-new-metal-gear-rising-character-questions-faith-in-god-spoilers/
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