Mortal Kombat

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A) Make Scorpion fight a handicap match

You need to kill Scorpion before he kills Sub-zero. We don't need whatever he'll turn into to happen. "Scorpion!" You shout in your best perverted old Chinese man voice. "You will fight..." Umm... Who should he fight? You look around and see that one pale guy from when you were helping Sub-zero save the world. "Quan Chi!!"

The crowd gasps and Kung Lao prepares to move forward, but steps back in surprise. Quan Chi looks at you, "Shang Tsung, do you not think it would be a better idea if he were to fight one of the warriors from the Earthrealm?"

"My tournament, my rules, shut up!! Bald headed... baldy! Bald-bald!" After deteriorating Quan Chi's feelings quite proper, you decide Scorpion may be able to take the old sorcerer. You need extra. "Also, throw Goro in that s***, hell yeah." Scorpion looks around, erupting with anger.

"What the actual f***, sorcerer?" Scorpion says.

"Don't worry about it!" You laugh, "Just imagine your wife is out in the stands cheering you on. That'll give you inspiration!! Oh wait..." Scorpion's hands catch fire as Goro steps out into the ring to stand near Quan Chi.

"Fight!" You shout, then sit back and relax as Goro and Quan Chi are able to completely decimate and murder Scorpion. Piece of Cake. Or at least it would have been if you hadn't noticed Scorpion standing there, on top of Quan Chi and Goro, both defeated. F***! That didn't work so well. :/

In your worry you send Nightwolf to fight and he is quickly defeated... Dammit, now all of them are taken out of the tournament. This is bad! Or good... Wait, what are we supposed to be doing again? Right, stopping Scorpion from killing Sub-zero.

That night, Cyrax and Sektor speak to each other and Scorpion speaks with them. You catch a violent push from Cyrax and think... Here's your chance...

A) A CHALLENGE?!!? Make Scorpion fight them both!!
B) Send Cyrax to the time out corner for being so mean
C) Make Cyrax and Sektor your new Goro
D) Sit on your pimp throne and watch them argue about silly things
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DragonPick! - Professional screw up, at your service

HA!!!!!!! I knew Scorpion....mah boy...can LITERALLY F*** EVERYBODY IN MORTAL KOMBAT!!!

Anyway,i choose D) watch them argue about silly things.
Coz after all they well fight sooner or later.
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~<He who knows himself knows his lord>~
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C)
Why? Because yes.
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If you're being insulted after playing with someone online, then congratulations! You're probably doing something right.

D) Sit on your pimp throne and watch them argue abut silly things

You've been walking and healing all day, it's not often a god gets to sit and relax. Plus, this throne looks much more comfortable than the one outside. Look at dem cushions. It's like a festival... but for your ass! You sit down and cozy on up into the chair as you watch the Lin Kuei argue with the Yellow ninja.

"Red is a p**** color anyway!"
"Ha! You say that when you wear the color of urine! Sorry, Cyrax"
"It's all good, he's not even fit to wear such a color!"
"Hah! What a pathetic mistake, you can't insult someone without harming yourselves!"
"I insulted your wife last night... OH WAIT!!"
"Take that back!"
"Or what, you'll kill us?"
"I will kill you and Sub-zero!!"

Yes, this is quite amusing to you... But then suddenly...

"Will you now?" Uh oh... "Or should I say, can you now?" Sub-zero then walked into the throne room and all eyes were on him and Scorpion. This might get bad... Wait... All ya gotta do is make sure they don't fight! You can do that by not making them challenge. Easy. Surely Sub-zero isn't the kind to wanna piss off a demonic spec-

"To hell with your clan!"

S***

"No..." Scorpion burst into flames and Cyrax and Sektor quickly ran to save Sub-zero as Scorpion grabbed him by the shoulders. "TO HELL WITH YOU!" With that, all four ninjas disappeared underground, to the bowels of hell... Oops? Well, no matter, it's a three on one fight. They will most like kill the hell (tee hee) out of Scorpion and be done with it. Then you just have to get rid of the other threats to Earthrealm and that will be that.

Minutes later, Scorpion reappears... With three skulls. He drops each of them to the ground, and they all shatter.Freaking favorite characters, they always get away with the stupidest s***.

Scorpion looks to be at peace. his only reasons for fighting achieved. Except, you kinda... you know... Let Sub-zero die... Whoops. Oh well, what's important is that you take out the last of Shang Tsung's forces, which would be Sheeva, Kitana, and Jade if you aren't mistaken. Nope... You aren't mistaken at all... You aren't forgetting anyone at all... You remembered everyone, you lucky god... Now, how do we take care of these three ladies?

A) Make them fight each other, easy
B) Pit them all up against Liu Kang
C) Make them all fight Scorpion
D) Shoot lightning errwhere!
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DragonPick! - Oooh, story time, guize!!