Happy St. Lucius Day (joke topic)

#1magnum12Posted 2/11/2010 10:45:12 AM
With the 14th coming this Sunday, its that time of year in which we honor the greatest of all 40k creeps: Lucius the Eternal. For those unaware of the meme, Lucius penetrates the rear armor of everything with his Rod Of Torment. OH YEAH!!!!!! To celebrate Lucius Day, we do the following:

1. Spread the meme all around the 40k community.
2. Spread Lucius jokes. This includes joke pics and stuff like this new joke Lucius the Eternal data sheet.

Unit: Lucius The Eternal
Points: 250
Stats: See CSM Codex
Wargear: Rod Of Torment
Special Rules: Eternal Warrior, OH YEAH!!!

OH YEAH!!!!: Lucius The Eternal passes through any dificult terrain, including buildings as he bursts through walls like the Kool-Aid Man.

Rod Of Torment: This power weapon adds +2 to his strength and makes Lucius count as a Monsterous Creature when assaulting vehicles. Armor penetration rolls against walkers count as targeting the rear armor. In addition, every unsaved wound, weapon destroyed, immobilized, wreck, or explosion result heals 1 wound inflicted on Lucius.
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(Cell phone rings) Yes. Hey Darkness what's up? The Demon Hunter gave you a message? No, I don't have his number.
#2GunneySargePosted 2/13/2010 1:55:57 PM

AND THUS SPAKE ST. LUCIUS (May Slaanesh bless him with his great vigor!) ON THE 14TH DAY UPON SEEING A BOUND AND GAGGED SISTER OF THE FALSE EMPEROR! SPOKE THE HOLY WORDS! "OHHHHH YEAAAAH!"AND THAT NIGHTS DEBUACHERY WAS MIGHTY INDEED! HAIL SLAANESH!

#3magnum12(Topic Creator)Posted 2/14/2010 12:51:32 PM
Roses are red
Violets are blue
Lucius the Eternal's here
and he's gonna "get you"
OH YEAHHH!!!!

In all seriousness, for those with no one on this pointless holiday, let's give a big old BAH HUMBUG.
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(Cell phone rings) Yes. Hey Darkness what's up? The Demon Hunter gave you a message? No, I don't have his number.