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This has been discussed a lot, if you'd bothered looking.
The effigy in the start is unbeatable. It's programmed to always pick a set number of actions that counter yours, so it will always win, though the number of hits you get through can vary. If you cheat to beat it, the game just acts as if you lost anyway.
> You begin to suspect that your bowl is a portal to the Meat Dimension.