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Why do people comment about the impracticality of revealing armor?

Lord_Spectre_XPosted 4/26/2012 6:46:59 PM
If you're going to get smashed in the head by a giant 40 foot ogre, you're going to die, regardless of what you are wearing. So you might as well look sexy while you're being smacked into the ground.
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cobaltlotusPosted 4/26/2012 6:54:22 PM
Agree.
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VdashonePosted 4/26/2012 7:34:30 PM
I look sexy in conservative armor.
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Cookie BagPosted 4/26/2012 9:09:34 PM
Video game logic: The more revealing the armor is for a female, the more defense it gives.
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Phizzo89Posted 4/26/2012 9:40:12 PM
Cookie Bag posted...
Video game logic: The more revealing the armor is for a female, the more defense it gives.

Gotta admit sometimes it isn't so bad to stare at some pixels.
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Cookie BagPosted 4/26/2012 10:03:30 PM
I think i've read somewhere about a study saying that for males, looking at breasts for 5 minutes a day increases your lifetime by 1 year or so.
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RanmaRanmaPosted 4/26/2012 10:10:46 PM
Cookie Bag posted...
I think i've read somewhere about a study saying that for males, looking at breasts for 5 minutes a day increases your lifetime by 1 year or so.

Impossible to test. One person can not live two lifetimes. Therefore, you can not tell how long they would normally live to see if looking at breasts five minutes every day increases they're lifespan a year. Even if they could, they would not be able to replicate every single exact moment minus the five minutes in question to perform a controlled test. Furthermore, you can't compare one guy who looks at breasts and one who doesn't because there's too many differing variables such as weight, health, habits like smoking, etc. between the subjects. In other words, that's a dumb "study" with no foundation whatsoever.
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FrogtkPosted 4/26/2012 10:23:21 PM
I can't tell who's being serious and who's joking.

I know I'd live longer because I would want to live to the next day to see them more. Like old people and pets.
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TomServosMyHeroPosted 4/26/2012 11:15:43 PM
The ancient celts sometimes fought in battle almost entirely naked, and they were completely badass. If you're crazy or awesome enough, you don't need armor.

Plus, you know, boobies.
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KingsofroninPosted 4/26/2012 11:24:05 PM
From boobs to old people and pets, this thread takes the cake.
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