One way Conduit 2 just CANT suck.

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5 years ago#1
In the intro, Mr. Ford makes...

*puts on sunglasses*

a CSI: Miami joke.

YYYYEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!
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5 years ago#2
Expected Giant Lemur as the Final Boss.
5 years ago#3
^By the GODS, WE COULD WORK WITH THAT I THINK!
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5 years ago#4
Anunaki Overlord: Enlil, you must CONSTRUCT ADDITIONAL CONDUITS!
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5 years ago#5

From: Valdimir_Drega | #004
Anunaki Overlord: Enlil, you must CONSTRUCT ADDITIONAL CONDUITS!


win
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5 years ago#6
Secret extra boss: Giant Grape soda can that shoot bags of fritos. Your weapon? An orange soda can that shoots Doritos? I thank you, I thank you.
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5 years ago#7
Anunaki Overlord: Enlil, you must CONSTRUCT ADDITIONAL CONDUITS!

I swear I've heard this before, but it's at the tip of my tongue XD
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5 years ago#8
Starcraft? =P
5 years ago#9
If the following cutscene is in the Conduit 2 it could not possibly suck no matter what flaws it may have.

Mr. Ford should jump out of the Blue Falcon at Mr. Adams.
Mr. Adams jumps from the Black Bull downward at Mr. Ford yelling, in Japanese, "I've had enough of you, DIE!"
Mr. Ford glasses will come off as he yells, "MR. FORD PUNCH!" and Punches Mr. Adams in the face.
At the point of collision volts of blue lightning will be created, Mr. Adams will be forced back.
Prometheus riding in an F-Zero machine, will yell in Japanese, "MR. FORD!" in a very random fashion.
Mr. Adams will incinerate from the sheer unadulterated testosterone of Mr. Fords punch.
Then for about one and a half second we will see Mr. Fords face too being consumed by the fire of his own manliness.
That awesomeness will cause an explosion that can be seen in outer space with the naked eye.
While this is happening really trippy stuff is happening in the background and The meaning of truth is playing.
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5 years ago#10
^
Yes
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