since there is a 10% chance that ford will talk randomly during gameplay...

#1Neo-ganonPosted 6/18/2010 11:13:57 PM

...lets come up with some one-liners for him to say!

#2DarkZV2BetaPosted 6/18/2010 11:46:57 PM
Boom, headshot.
Time to kick ass and chew bubblegum!
Come get some!
Messy!
All right!
Let's rock!
Mmm, tasty!
Ohh yeahhh!
'Just never learn, do they?
They just don't stop comin'...
Get shot 'til you drop!
Oh, that was nasty!
(multiplayer DM-type only)I think I've made my point.
Monster kill!(for killing 5 enemies in under 20 seconds)
One shot, one kill.(long-ranged headshot on an enemy unaware of your presence.)
(multiplayer only, 15+ kills without falling into critical health or dying) Dominating...
(Multiplayer only, 30+ kills without falling into critical health or dying) That's why you're still a kid...
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#3TCJuanPosted 6/19/2010 12:27:36 AM
^ lol all the ones i would say xD
#4The_ShaderPosted 6/19/2010 1:18:17 AM
*Salutes, tears up*
i'll always remember you... Duke Nukem T_T

*Trys to leave topic, cant find door*
OOM, UGH, Where is it?
*gets shot*
i ain't got time to bleed!
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#5Neo-ganon(Topic Creator)Posted 6/19/2010 1:51:54 AM

lol that could be one!

*mr ford gets shot*

"GRAH! I aint got time to bleed..."

#6The_ShaderPosted 6/19/2010 3:10:40 AM
*Steps in blood, creates bloody footprints*
Time to make tracks!

*gets his vehicle destroyed*
Damn you aliens for wreckin my ride

*rapes an alien*
Suck it down

*rapes another*
Rip'em a new one

*Still cant find the last secret room*
UGH. UGH. Where is it???

*Notices an exotic 2D dancer*
Holy Cow

*Finds mutilated Snake Pliskin*
i guess he didn't escape from L.A.
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#7naruto3336Posted 6/19/2010 6:01:32 AM

"And that's why you're stil a kid." :)

#8UltimateFlame13Posted 6/19/2010 6:07:16 AM

From: naruto3336 | #007
"that's why you're stil a kid." :)


had to fix it, but you still win the topic for being the first to post that :D

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#9psychobrewPosted 6/19/2010 7:34:27 AM

Get your orange soda and dorritos ready!!

#10darkjedilinkPosted 6/19/2010 7:47:02 AM
"....and that's the bottom line!"
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