I hope the camera stays on your body when you die.

#1_Sketch_Posted 6/24/2010 5:19:38 PM
So that you can all see me dragging my red alien genitals across your squishy human faces.


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#2UltimateFlame13Posted 6/24/2010 5:21:20 PM
that'll be cute. What if I'm an alien too? I won't have a squishy human face.
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#3drummerkid38Posted 6/24/2010 5:23:06 PM
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#4_Sketch_(Topic Creator)Posted 6/24/2010 5:24:48 PM
But that would ruin the fun of interspecies necrophilia.

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#5SupahShnipaPosted 6/24/2010 5:40:11 PM
I actually like this, it's what Halo does. You are forced to watch your body get teabagged.
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#6DarkZV2BetaPosted 6/24/2010 5:45:35 PM
I actually hope that one of the perks makes it so that if someone crouches over your corpse, it explodes.
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#7_Sketch_(Topic Creator)Posted 6/24/2010 5:55:26 PM
I actually like this, it's what Halo does. You are forced to watch your body get teabagged.


I mix it up in halo, a drop my testicles into their face plates while hitting them with the butt of my gun.
Nothing is better than dropping my 200 LB spartan genitals and dragging them across your corpse while you sit there and watch for 5 seconds.
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#8Kirby_Pwns_AllPosted 6/24/2010 6:51:01 PM
@Dark: That would be the most epic perk I've ever heard of.
#9Valdimir_DregaPosted 6/24/2010 11:07:09 PM
^This

It doesn't necessarily have to kill them, just give them a hefty dose of damage.
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#10SmallerRidleyPosted 6/24/2010 11:25:24 PM
Call it Parting Gift, and it makes your body explode like a grenade 1-2 seconds after you die.
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