ITT we give Ford hilarious one-liners.

#1elheberPosted 6/30/2010 2:04:49 PM
I think Ford needs some one-liners to say when he's about to bust a cap and whatnot. Let's give him some flare.

Ford (to an enemy): Smoking calms and pacifies me... (dramatic pause)... too bad I quit smoking.
*gunshot*

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*corners an enemy*
Ford: I guess the only direction you can go now... (closeup on Ford's face)... is six feet under.
*bam!*

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Ford: I tell bad jokes after killing. Luckily for you, you'll be dead by then.
*bang!*
Ford: I'm de stop sign and you're de ceased.
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#2Metal_In_FlamesPosted 6/30/2010 2:06:32 PM
Those are some really good ones.
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#3MrFigsworthPosted 6/30/2010 2:10:57 PM
First one is actually the most fitting IMO, maybe some more along those lines would be a welcome addition. I say give him some sayings to use from our founding fathers considering the direction of the game. I know that one such saying if it could be managed as a killing one liner is "He who limits his freedom for security, doesn't deserve that freedom in the first place." Something like that might actually work for killing Adams in the end, if indeed that is possible in the upcoming game.
#4donkeypunch1116Posted 6/30/2010 2:15:48 PM
"hey all you drudge! come out here and give me a bj!!!"

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#5donkeypunch1116Posted 6/30/2010 2:42:47 PM
no? ok then, how bout this one:

*mr ford talking to a defeated drudge soldier at the end of the game*
"well, theres only one conduit left for me to destroy..."
*puts pistol to drudges head and unzips pants*
"now bend over."



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#6elheber(Topic Creator)Posted 6/30/2010 2:49:52 PM
You mean like...

Ford (to an enemy): Novus ordo scrotum. It's Latin for what I'm about to do to your sack.
*melee attack*

Yeah. It'll work.
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#7UltimateFlame13Posted 6/30/2010 2:56:16 PM

From: elheber | #001
Ford (to an enemy): Smoking calms and pacifies me... (dramatic pause)... too bad I quit smoking.
*gunshot*


lol, best so far
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#8donkeypunch1116Posted 6/30/2010 3:00:30 PM
^really?! wow...

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#9elheber(Topic Creator)Posted 6/30/2010 3:04:10 PM
Why am I the only one doing these?

Ford: Can I ask you one think before I kill you?
Enemy (nervously): ...Uh-hu.
*gunshot*
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#10The_ShaderPosted 6/30/2010 3:05:48 PM
i'm sorry :/ but The Conduit is 12 years too late to have badass one liners.

Hail to the king, baby
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