ITT we give Ford hilarious one-liners.

#11donkeypunch1116Posted 6/30/2010 3:06:17 PM
heres another:

*promethius to ford* "micheal, will you please stop shoving the ASE down your pants? im tired of staring at your balls!"


*ford chuckles*



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#12ocarinaoftasiPosted 6/30/2010 3:07:48 PM
"Use the elevator button, Mr Ford
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#13elheber(Topic Creator)Posted 6/30/2010 3:11:19 PM
Ford: I know what you're thinking. "Did he fire six shots or only five?" Well, to tell you the truth, in all this excitement I kind of lost track myself. But the question you have to ask yourself is, "Why is he pulling out another gun?"
*gunshot*
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#14Tony90908Posted 6/30/2010 4:21:14 PM
Punch wins.
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#15donkeypunch1116Posted 6/30/2010 5:06:06 PM
lol thanks man

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#16toa1995Posted 6/30/2010 5:10:34 PM
if they dont put these in at least record them and have them as unlockables PLEASE HVS1!!
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#17tconslayerPosted 6/30/2010 7:17:13 PM

Guns dont kill people i kill people with guns

#18darkjedilinkPosted 6/30/2010 9:21:18 PM
*Ford picks a can up from the ground

"Nobody draws 'til this can hit's the ground."

*Ford throws the can up, then shoots the who Drudge

*Can hits the ground

"Draw."
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#19Neo-ganonPosted 6/30/2010 9:47:15 PM

well they did say there would be a 10% chance of ford saying something randomly in-game.

here is mine:

*ford tips over a soda machine for cover*

"And I wanted some orange soda too!"

#20Valdimir_DregaPosted 7/1/2010 2:03:45 AM
Headshot
"Right between the eyes..."
"He's not gettin' up."
"That'll clear your sinuses."

In China-
"Go to Hell! And Give Mao Zedong my regards!"
"Figure's the commies are in on this..."

In Siberia
"If the cold doesn't get ya, I will."
"If the yeti doesn't get ya, I will."
"Eye of the tiger..." (Siberian tiger that is, lol)
"Give the other exiles my best, wil ya?"

In South America
"See you down south...wayyyyy south."
"You wouldn't like me when I'm angry..."
"If Montezuma's Revenge doesn't get ya, I will!"
"Kalimaaaaa!"

Cinematic
*Sees Atlantis*
Ford: They're not gonna beleive this back at Langley...
Prometheus:...or what's left of it.

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