ITT we give Ford hilarious one-liners.

#21double_a73Posted 7/1/2010 4:32:08 AM

^ Those are actually pretty good.

#22MKMaster93Posted 7/1/2010 6:19:09 AM
*comes to a room full of Drudge*
"I have come here for two reasons. To chew bubble gum, and kick ***! And I'm all out of bubble gum." (From They live.)

"Die you S-O-B's!" (This one's from Medal of Honor Rising Sun.)

"You get no sympathy from me!"
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#23bladester15Posted 7/1/2010 7:08:14 AM
"You get no sympathy from me!"
I swear I remember Ike saying that in SSBB, like when u picked him on the character screen or in his taunts.
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#24The_ShaderPosted 7/1/2010 8:21:25 AM
They Live was ****ing awesome, the fight with Samuel L. Jackson was even featured in South Park!
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#25elheber(Topic Creator)Posted 7/1/2010 2:02:57 PM
Ford: I must've ran out of antihistamine cream... for my itchy trigger finger.
*sprays bullets everywhere*

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Ford (at alien): My favorite show was replaced by emergency news broadcasts on alien invasions. (zoom in on Ford's face) You're gonna pay for that.
*gunshot*

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Ford: Say hello to my little friend.
Prometheus: Hi.
*beats the **** out of an enemy with the ASE*
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#26donkeypunch1116Posted 7/1/2010 2:49:25 PM
^good stuff

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#27toa1995Posted 7/1/2010 5:08:43 PM
"Ford: Say hello to my little friend.
Prometheus: Hi.
*beats the **** out of an enemy with the ASE*"
My new favorite
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#28The_ShaderPosted 7/2/2010 1:58:35 AM
Time to spontaneously alter the topic into... "Awesome moments"
*Ford smacks baddies with ASE*

Prometheus: BBZZZZZZT

*Ford beats the living **** out of the Drudge Scarab with ASE*

Prometheus: OHMYG0D! *WHAM* i'm walkin' on sunshine! *SMACK* My Scouter says his power level- *BAM* My spidey sense is- *HEADSHOT*
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#29donkeypunch1116Posted 7/2/2010 9:33:38 AM
*promethius to ford*

promethius: "hey, micheal.... whats it like making love to a woman?"
ford: "......... i wouldnt know....."

lol j/k guys XD






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#30elheberPosted 7/2/2010 1:58:37 PM

Ford: You messed with the wrong pacifist.

*cocks his gun*

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Ford (interrogating an enemy): Remember the time I said I wouldn't hurt you if you answered all my questions? (long pause) ... I lied.

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Ford: I only have one thing to say, and I'll let my MP5 do the talking.

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Ford (to Trust): You really dug your own graves by developing such wonderful weapons for me to use.

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Prometheus: Michael, stop. He's been dead-cold for several minutes now. You should stop teabagging him and get on with the mission.

Ford: I work on my own schedule.

*continues teabagging*