ITT we give Ford hilarious one-liners.

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6 years ago#31
^XD
Modern Warfare Reflex: 3426 0715 8657 tag: PUNCH
***pizza and colt 45: the unofficial meal of conduit 2***
6 years ago#32
(Comes to a Drone)

Ford: "After I kill you, I'm going to kill your friends. Then I'm going to kill your friends familes. Then I'm going to KILL EVERYBODY!!!!!!

(Goes and kills everybody.)
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6 years ago#33
(cont'd)
Prometheus: You should at least put your pants on.
Ford: It isn't a real teabagging without skin-on-face contact.

...

Ford (to enemy): You know what the difference between you and a spoon is? ... ... A spoon isn't about to scream as it gets its face charred off by this blistering AC-R Eclipse. I would even venture to say that a spoon has absolutely no relevance to the experience you're about to undergo. (pause) Lucky spoon.
"A closet intellectual, he acts dumb to impress women."
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6 years ago#34
@ DonkeyPunch
(Serious question) Are you mentally disturbed?

My favorite one is.. "Remember the time I said I wouldn't hurt you if you answered all my questions? (long pause) ... I lied."

Thats so good XD

I got one
...

*Ford walks into a room with a guy at a desk. The guys about to reach into the desk and grab a gun*
Ford: DON'T MOVE!
*The guy puts his hands up*
*Gun shot*
Ford: "It's easier to get a head shot that way"


Check my quote to learn how Link holds so many items
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6 years ago#35
^ Shmexy! That's my favorite non-mine so far!

The one about "I lied" comes from Reinier Wolfcastle from the Simpsons. I looked it up on IMDB right now to find the exact quote for you:
"Remember when I said I'd eat you last? I lied."

I don't remember the context, though.
"A closet intellectual, he acts dumb to impress women."
Daos (Doritos and Orange Soda) for Con2 currency name. I support this.
6 years ago#36
"(Serious question) Are you mentally disturbed?"

lol no just bored :(

Modern Warfare Reflex: 3426 0715 8657 tag: PUNCH
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6 years ago#37
Promethius: Ford, go into the elevator.
Ford: Hold on..
*Walks into elevator*
Ford: How do you work this friggin thing!
Pomethius: Use the elevator button, Mr. Ford.
Ford: Oh shut up.....
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*Drudge walks up*
Drudge: Death, time you to die, gun look down barrel.
Ford: I don't understand a word you just said.
Promethius: He dosn't speak fluent English.
Ford: Hmm, does he speak hotleadish?
Promethius: What?
*Rattles drudge*
Ford: That could be hazardous to his health...
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Ford: Eat hot lead drudge!!! *BLAMBLAMBLAMBLAMBLAMBLAMBLAMBLAMBLAM*
Ford: He cheated!
Promethius: On what?
Ford: His diet...
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6 years ago#38

Here's one

Ford:Oh no

Prometheus:What?

Ford Well i kinda hurt the Drudge leader.

Prometheus:Is that bad?

Ford:Well replace kinda with intentionally,and replace hurt with kill.

Prometheus:O.O'

I hope it's good. lol

6 years ago#39
*gets headshot* Were you looking for your head? It's ten feet behind you!

*Kills several enemies with one shot* That was easy

*Mr. Ford spouts a oneliner* Prometheus: There's no time for oneliners, Micheal!!

*After a oneliner* Prometheus: Who do you think you are? Duke Nukem?
Ford: You never know...

I came up with a really good one earlier, but I forgot it
We're glad we won you over to the fight for the earth.
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6 years ago#40
*blows up a generator and kills an enemy* Looks like he blew a fuse (I got that from James Bond)
We're glad we won you over to the fight for the earth.
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