(cont'd) Prometheus: You should at least put your pants on. Ford: It isn't a real teabagging without skin-on-face contact.
Ford (to enemy): You know what the difference between you and a spoon is? ... ... A spoon isn't about to scream as it gets its face charred off by this blistering AC-R Eclipse. I would even venture to say that a spoon has absolutely no relevance to the experience you're about to undergo. (pause) Lucky spoon. --- "A closet intellectual, he acts dumb to impress women." Daos (Doritos and Orange Soda) for Con2 currency name. I support this.
@ DonkeyPunch (Serious question) Are you mentally disturbed?
My favorite one is.. "Remember the time I said I wouldn't hurt you if you answered all my questions? (long pause) ... I lied."
Thats so good XD
I got one ...
*Ford walks into a room with a guy at a desk. The guys about to reach into the desk and grab a gun* Ford: DON'T MOVE! *The guy puts his hands up* *Gun shot* Ford: "It's easier to get a head shot that way"
--- Check my quote to learn how Link holds so many items "I've never in my life wanted to punch a girl like I want to right now" Light Yagami
Promethius: Ford, go into the elevator. Ford: Hold on.. *Walks into elevator* Ford: How do you work this friggin thing! Pomethius: Use the elevator button, Mr. Ford. Ford: Oh shut up..... _________________________________________ *Drudge walks up* Drudge: Death, time you to die, gun look down barrel. Ford: I don't understand a word you just said. Promethius: He dosn't speak fluent English. Ford: Hmm, does he speak hotleadish? Promethius: What? *Rattles drudge* Ford: That could be hazardous to his health... _________________________________________ Ford: Eat hot lead drudge!!! *BLAMBLAMBLAMBLAMBLAMBLAMBLAMBLAMBLAM* Ford: He cheated! Promethius: On what? Ford: His diet... --- My favorite games are: TCon, LOTR: Conquest, NFS Undercover & Carbon, Halo 3 ODST, GRAW2, KotOR, and Final Fantasy XIII Yes I love God He loves you The End
*blows up a generator and kills an enemy* Looks like he blew a fuse (I got that from James Bond) --- We're glad we won you over to the fight for the earth. Currently playing: Cave Story, Majora's Mask (VC), Brawl (still), Mega Man 9, Okami