ITT we give Ford hilarious one-liners.

#51The_ShaderPosted 7/15/2010 3:43:51 PM
i like it how you snuck that one liner in there.

when i started reading it i was all "this topics about one-liners! what is this???", then i chuckled at the one-liner.
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#52elheber(Topic Creator)Posted 7/15/2010 3:52:27 PM
I'm shady like that. Look at my shady eyes:
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Shady.
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#53The_ShaderPosted 7/15/2010 3:54:41 PM
^ ..... i dont get it....
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Sparkster returns after 16 years in..... "Rocket Knight"
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#54elheber(Topic Creator)Posted 7/15/2010 3:58:51 PM
Shady because I snuck it in.
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#55donkeypunch1116Posted 7/15/2010 3:59:32 PM
"i dont get it"

neither does mr ford roflol


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#56elheber(Topic Creator)Posted 7/15/2010 4:03:06 PM
^ What is up with "stinky nuts"? You make the strangest one-liners.
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#57Simok123Posted 7/15/2010 5:42:43 PM
all i have heard thats real is "BANG" headshot!
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#58elheber(Topic Creator)Posted 7/15/2010 6:02:52 PM
You mean like:

Ford: I could dance all day! I could dance all day!
*BOOM*
Ford: HEADSHOT!
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#59USPmastaPosted 7/15/2010 8:23:20 PM
*walks in on drudge reloading*
Ford: Hey, I got a grenade for you... *throws rad grenade at drudge*
Promethius: You just mercilessly killed 8 allies.
Ford: They pointed their guns at me!
Promethius: They didn't have guns...
Ford: oh...
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#60elheber(Topic Creator)Posted 7/15/2010 8:50:49 PM
I really like the personality Ford is taking on. The kind of badass hero that shoots first, asks questions later, then shoots the corpse some more. Then makes a quip about it. Then teabags him nonstop for several hours while Prometheus says there's no time.

I like this Ford.
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"A closet intellectual, he acts dumb to impress women."
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