ITT we give Ford hilarious one-liners.

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6 years ago#51
i like it how you snuck that one liner in there.

when i started reading it i was all "this topics about one-liners! what is this???", then i chuckled at the one-liner.
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6 years ago#52
I'm shady like that. Look at my shady eyes:
_

Shady.
"A closet intellectual, he acts dumb to impress women."
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6 years ago#53
^ ..... i dont get it....
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6 years ago#54
Shady because I snuck it in.
"A closet intellectual, he acts dumb to impress women."
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6 years ago#55
"i dont get it"

neither does mr ford roflol

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6 years ago#56
^ What is up with "stinky nuts"? You make the strangest one-liners.
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6 years ago#57
all i have heard thats real is "BANG" headshot!
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6 years ago#58
You mean like:

Ford: I could dance all day! I could dance all day!
*BOOM*
Ford: HEADSHOT!
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6 years ago#59
*walks in on drudge reloading*
Ford: Hey, I got a grenade for you... *throws rad grenade at drudge*
Promethius: You just mercilessly killed 8 allies.
Ford: They pointed their guns at me!
Promethius: They didn't have guns...
Ford: oh...
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6 years ago#60
I really like the personality Ford is taking on. The kind of badass hero that shoots first, asks questions later, then shoots the corpse some more. Then makes a quip about it. Then teabags him nonstop for several hours while Prometheus says there's no time.

I like this Ford.
"A closet intellectual, he acts dumb to impress women."
Daos (Doritos and Orange Soda) for Con2 currency name. I support this.
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